A Tragic FFXI Love Story (Siren)

[Metah]

pretending to be her child from the future in IM convserations (I shit you not) to try to convince her to hook up with him.

Yeah, that'll work...

I'd link to it, but VNBoards' server-specific forums are long-since gone

Like, "Hey mom! Let's fuck!"

It would work in Japan

[LinktheDeme]

pretending to be her child from the future in IM convserations (I shit you not) to try to convince her to hook up with him.

Yeah, that'll work...

I'd link to it, but VNBoards' server-specific forums are long-since gone

Like, "Hey mom! Let's fuck!"

If someone did that wouldn't it fuck up the space continuem and thus you not even being born at all? Unless you were supposed to be your own father (something similar to fry from futurama ;3)

Oh and buffalo ranch doritos best been out for like 3-4 months maybe more they really do pwn

[Razzley]

wow this is some stupid shit.
Someone who throws up in their sleep should die, if its even true. Good riddance

[Vail]

this story doesn't make much sense, pretty sure there is medication for stuff like this.

[Sagacious Sundi]

Since we're now talking about Mifaco, Doritos, and time travel, I think it's safe to say that

But the legend will stay, and live forever.

is false.

Corpse or gtfo.

COIDH

[Gwynplaine]

Corpse or gtfo.

[Squirrels]

Waiting for it to be revealed that Seriah was really a man and faked his death for the lulz.

Sariah didn't die from what I've been told, she faked the whole story from the start. She was seen on her mule the day after she "supposedly" died, giving away everything she had(I didn't find this info out myself, someone else relayed it to me like 6months after the whole incident happened.), and yes /tell contact did prove that it was Sariah. So the whole death part of the act was just a way for her to quit without saying goodbye I guess.

[aurik]

Now all that's left is to prove Seriah has a penis.

[Khamsin]

Waiting for it to be revealed that Seriah was really a man and faked his death for the lulz.

Sariah didn't die from what I've been told, she faked the whole story from the start. She was seen on her mule the day after she "supposedly" died, giving away everything she had(I didn't find this info out myself, someone else relayed it to me like 6months after the whole incident happened.), and yes /tell contact did prove that it was Sariah. So the whole death part of the act was just a way for her to quit without saying goodbye I guess.

So she DID have Reraise up! The bitch.

See Naver, I wasn't being insensitive afterall.

[vagus]

I've seen a few stories like this...

We had one on Odin, I know he's been mentioned a few times for his just plain scary stalkerness type behaviors. And the amazing miracle of being shot point blank in the chest and in and out of the hospital in 2 days as was a story he'd had at one time to explain him not being in game for a couple days... anyway, the end of it was after he was 'outed' on KI and such for being a pathological liar, he signed on AIM as his "sister" telling everyone on his buddy list that he'd committed suicide by taping a bag over his head.

i <3 teh intarweb

Lol. Beat me to the punch. Hee Hee. Anyways, sad story about Sarah dying, someone dying is never a good thing. Hopefully Zelda will move on. GL dude. ^.^/ Btw, if your looking for sympathy BG is not the place for it.

[BRP]

You guys ate all that ice cream for nothing too.

[poland]

I have a big dick

[Mifaco]

I've seen a few stories like this...

We had one on Odin, I know he's been mentioned a few times for his just plain scary stalkerness type behaviors. And the amazing miracle of being shot point blank in the chest and in and out of the hospital in 2 days as was a story he'd had at one time to explain him not being in game for a couple days... anyway, the end of it was after he was 'outed' on KI and such for being a pathological liar, he signed on AIM as his "sister" telling everyone on his buddy list that he'd committed suicide by taping a bag over his head.

I remember that; he claimed he got mugged at an ATM.

You also forgot to mention the "i like groping kids at the wave pool" confession he made, as well as the incredibly cheesy e-cards he made for his e-gf he was stalking. God that was massive lulz, I wish I could find those pictures to post in the BG Legendary Pictures thread.

[Mahonri]

I've heard from ppl that MMOs attract ppl with Personality Disorders... This looks like proof enough to me. Be interesting to research..

[Swatt]

wow this is some stupid shit.
Someone who throws up in their sleep should die, if its even true. Good riddance

story's fake and shit...

but throwing up in your sleep is pretty damn fatal. i think you should die instead.

[Cookiemonster]

wow this is some stupid shit.
Someone who throws up in their sleep should die, if its even true. Good riddance

story's fake and shit...

but throwing up in your sleep is pretty damn fatal. i think you should die instead.

Its how hendrix died

Damn now I need to find out what kind of ice cream he liked.

[Kaiseran]

I used to PT with Sari all the time....I was wonderin why she was gone when I came back from my first hiatus. Im now on my second. I used to hunt NMs. Please do that for me....And send all gil made to Kaiseran. Thats K-A-I-S-E.....

[Hapernack]

Wow... I've seen this story getting spread around like everywhere as a "tragic tale" on FFXI. I saw it on KI, on Alla, on Sirenffxi.com etc and its pure and utter bullshit. We have no proof of any of this nor does it advocate anything righteous which might make it worth reading. Whoever wrote this little tale is depressed and apparently has no life since they consider this tragic. I don't understand why you have to pollute these boards especially the Advanced section with stupid drivel shit that you have no idea if its true or not. None of you have any idea if this is true or not nor is this advanced, nor does this belong on this board at all. If you're gonna pass around made-up stories at least make them cool or interesting. Noone is interested about "The character love that might have been had she not died like everyone else in the world".

Sorry to the BG community, I've stated many times that Siren has a lot of 'tards and apparently one found his way on here to pass on a shitty tale... carry on and delete this topic.

[Kkel]

Summary:

Geek dude meets another geek dude pretending to be female online.
They cyber.
They decide to get married.
The geek pretending to be female realizes the other guy will find out he's a guy too.
The geek pretending to be female invents horrific fatal disease and "dies".
The first geek is too sad to play ffxi anymore so plays wow instead.
OP thinks that wow isn't as good as FFXI.

Fixed.

[shirizaan]

STOP FUCKING POSTING OUR LINK ON ALLA PEOPLE, GOD DAMNIT.

Because it can't be said enough... >.>