I Have tasted death, it was good

[GraveRobberX]

Yesterday I was in the city (Manhattan), my mom had some blood work done.

Afterwards, mom being diabetic and all, low blood sugar + the inhospitable heat/humidity/haze, was hungry, so was I

I spotted this restaurant called Atomic Wings, so we had lunch there

I ordered 5 hot flavored wings, and 5 of the top highest level they had (think its called insane)

Holy Shit, I have never tasted anything this motherfucking spicy

Im Pakistani, we know wtf the spicy levels are, from mild to asshole flames

Sweet Merciful Jesus, the insane flavoed hot wings took 2+ hours to leave my tastebuds

My ass payed the heavy fine later (felt like giving birth + someone sticking a hot molten rod up your ass)

The food was overwhelmingly good, but the after effects = kill me now

btw, their waffle style french fries own (lighly seasoned)

[Lyramion]

It kills your tastebuds - dont eat too hot

[Rocl]

I was really interested in how bad it felt when you shit after eating spicy food. Now I know.

[SilverBreeze]

One of my favorite things to eat is a double pepperoni double jalepeno pizza, with habanero sauce and red pepper flakes. Tastes so good going on... oh god oh god when it comes out.

[Nitsuki]

post your shit story in the AC slatering thread go!!

[Seraphise]

lol damn pakis D:


My dad makes hella spicy foods, so i've yet to meet somethin that kills me outside the house

[miokomioko]

but did you poop while kissing your girlfriend, is the question.

[Ddz]

but did you poop while kissing your girlfriend, is the question.

jahahaha oh god rofl every time you bring it up it's brand new to me and I lol like you wouldn't believe

[Ohemgee]

did someone say waffle fries?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ

[scrockstar]

If you thought that was hot, try this :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave's_Gourmet

I own some of this stuff and it lives up to it's name. This stuff is insane.

[Jefe]

Hahaha, that's the price you had to pay ;p For some reason my stomach and jalapeños don't get along. Even non-spicy jalapeños give me the runs, might be some acidic shit or whatever so I stay away from them. If you like spicy food try some tom yum goong, kah, or gai. That thing made me cry (on the way out sucked too), but damn it was soo good, <3 thai food.

Btw, if your ass is on fire just flush a couple of times, it's... well, refreshing >_>

[Boyiee]

This one pizza place near me had this hot sauce that you had to sign a waiver before trying it... on a toothpick.

I did it. Wrong. So very Wrong. Stupidest thing of my life. I did anything I could to get it out of my mouth, soda (pushed it to the back of my throat, terrible idea) milk (same) and even ate fresh, hot, garlic knots. None worked. They had a thing where if you ate it on a wing, or on a spoon, then you got anything you wanted off the menu free. Not many people do it. Had one friend go to the hospital after trying it on a toothpick, hence the waiver.

Worst part was, they were right next to an obgyn abortion clinic lol.

[Melena]

If you live in the SF Bay Area, there's a pub out in the san mateo portion called Prince of Wales. There claim to fame is the Habanero burger. When I worked at EA, this was your right of passage (which for my stomach's sake, i passed on performing). To go along with your 1/2lb burger smothered in habanero sauce, you could add onions, and either green or yellow jallepeno peppers to go along with your burger. Obviously a waiver had to be signed before you ordered and if you ate it all with the yellow peppers, they put your picture on the wall. One of my sup's tried this with the green peppers and spent the whole afternoon alternating between the bathroom and nursing a bottle of pepto bismol.

[deivi]

If you thought that was hot, try this :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave's_Gourmet

I own some of this stuff and it lives up to it's name. This stuff is insane.

that stuff tastes like ass, in HS me and 2 friends took a tablespoon of it on a dare

[Tonko]

So you're a fine connoisseur of ass and it's many textures & flavors?

We have much to discuss my friend.

[Koga]

hahahaha Tonko Wins. <3
PS: Tonko watch MTV ;o Davis is on and he has a nice ass :O

[Vade]

This would be the hottest sauce I've ever had. A restaurant here uses it has the BASE sauce for their hottest wings. Then the chefs all take turns adding to the wings to make it the hottest fucking thing you've ever tasted. The final wing sauce will leave your ears ringing and your eyes flowing with tears. Also, if you're a wuss, you can ask for a fire stick which is basically some of the base sauce on a toothpick.

Base Sauce
http://www.americanspice.com/images/...d-insanity.jpg


Hottest sauce in the same brand.
http://www.americanspice.com/images/...nal-answer.jpg

[Tonko]

hahahaha Tonko Wins. <3
PS: Tonko watch MTV ;o Davis is on and he has a nice ass :O

If I wanted to see a nice ass I'd go find a mirror.

[Siniroth]

This one pizza place near me had this hot sauce that you had to sign a waiver before trying it... on a toothpick.

I did it. Wrong. So very Wrong. Stupidest thing of my life. I did anything I could to get it out of my mouth, soda (pushed it to the back of my throat, terrible idea) milk (same) and even ate fresh, hot, garlic knots. None worked. They had a thing where if you ate it on a wing, or on a spoon, then you got anything you wanted off the menu free. Not many people do it. Had one friend go to the hospital after trying it on a toothpick, hence the waiver.

Worst part was, they were right next to an obgyn abortion clinic lol.

where is this place? I must defy this godspice

[Koga]

hahahaha Tonko Wins. <3
PS: Tonko watch MTV ;o Davis is on and he has a nice ass :O

If I wanted to see a nice ass I'd go find a mirror.

HAH! My ass > yours! It's my best feature j/k
I vote we make an ass posting thread. (even though I btm but meh still hot to look at)