NFL Week 5 Picks

[Mizango]

Carolina just signed 800 year old Vinny Teste-fucking-Verde. Delhomme is out for the season thanks to needed Tommy John surgery on his elbow, but Vinny? Seriously, wtf? He makes Favre look like a spring chicken. We would be better served had we signed Kelly, Stabler or fucking Terry Bradshaw as a back up.

[Akiyama]

Carolina just signed 800 year old Vinny Teste-fucking-Verde. Delhomme is out for the season thanks to needed Tommy John surgery on his elbow, but Vinny? Seriously, wtf? He makes Favre look like a spring chicken. We would be better served had we signed Kelly, Stabler or fucking Terry Bradshaw as a back up.

Oh wow. Wait.. Teste's still plays? Jesus.

[Norelco]

Damn, maybe that means the Bills will bring back Doug Flutie!

[Mizango]

Carolina just signed 800 year old Vinny Teste-fucking-Verde. Delhomme is out for the season thanks to needed Tommy John surgery on his elbow, but Vinny? Seriously, wtf? He makes Favre look like a spring chicken. We would be better served had we signed Kelly, Stabler or fucking Terry Bradshaw as a back up.

Oh wow. Wait.. Teste's still plays? Jesus.

My thoughts exactly.

[Tristam]

Damn, maybe that means the Bills will bring back Doug Flutie!

Flutie flakes for breakfast again!

[Mizango]

Damn, maybe that means the Bills will bring back Doug Flutie!

Flutie flakes for breakfast again!

HAHA I remember those.

[Norelco]

Buffalo News reports that 111 people were arrested at Monday Night Football. 46 others were denied entry at the gate for either not having their ticket, being too intoxicated, or a combination of both.

Given that Ralph Wilson Stadium (aka "The Ralph") can hold 73,000, I thought this statistic was pretty damn acceptable by law enforcement standards, but the newspaper made it out to seem like it was a nightmare. I guess when you measure how long it takes to book people and confine/transport them it makes sense.

[Koyuki]

Carolina just signed 800 year old Vinny Teste-fucking-Verde. Delhomme is out for the season thanks to needed Tommy John surgery on his elbow, but Vinny? Seriously, wtf? He makes Favre look like a spring chicken. We would be better served had we signed Kelly, Stabler or fucking Terry Bradshaw as a back up.

I don't know wether to drive to John Fox's house and castrate him...or just blow the stadium up.

[Headspace]

Going to use this thread since Week 6 picks aren't up yet, and FF thread is down a ways.

I was offered a trade:

His Marion Barber III and Derrick Ward for my Larry Johnson and Ron Dayne.

I'm considering this even though LJ goes up against Cincy's defense this week and Barber is sharing the load against the Pats.

Thoughts, advice?

[Mizango]

Carolina just signed 800 year old Vinny Teste-fucking-Verde. Delhomme is out for the season thanks to needed Tommy John surgery on his elbow, but Vinny? Seriously, wtf? He makes Favre look like a spring chicken. We would be better served had we signed Kelly, Stabler or fucking Terry Bradshaw as a back up.

I don't know wether to drive to John Fox's house and castrate him...or just blow the stadium up.

Either way I'm game lol. Come by and scoop me up, I want a piece of this action.

[Po]

Don't hate on Bradshaw man 8)

And yea that was hilarious last night when I saw that on the SC 30 at 30. I laughed so hard.

[Deejay]

I really don't think people realize how bad denver is...I do believe cinci has a 50/50 shot (ok, maybe less) to beat dallas. Depends on how they show up. I look at them like I look at San Diego. They're talent far far exceeds their record, and are capable of beating anyone.

QFT, Denver's offense is so overrated its mind-bogling.

[Mizango]

Don't hate on Bradshaw man 8)

And yea that was hilarious last night when I saw that on the SC 30 at 30. I laughed so hard.

[Tyr]

Going to use this thread since Week 6 picks aren't up yet, and FF thread is down a ways.

I was offered a trade:

His Marion Barber III and Derrick Ward for my Larry Johnson and Ron Dayne.

I'm considering this even though LJ goes up against Cincy's defense this week and Barber is sharing the load against the Pats.

Thoughts, advice?

I wouldn't do it. LJ's value is extremely low right now, and you'd be selling him for a back thats in a RBBC (Barber) and Ward who will soon take the backseat to Jacobs. After week 2 or 3, I thought Barber was going to be given the starting job, but then we saw Julius Jones get a goalline touchdown. I hate Ron Dayne, but still, I think you're best served just hanging on to LJ. The passing game has been decent these past two weeks, so that might mean Johnson starts getting more than 1 or 2 yards per carry.