Oh, delicious allegorical irony, you're my only friend.

[Alleya]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080112/ap_ ... E1JzKs0NUE

Words cannot describe how much I love this article. TRULY, the Bald Eagle is a symbol of America. Take that, Benjamen Franklin.

[SephYuyX]

lol, death by eating.

[Maxxthepenguin]

Hey, I'm your friend in a particularly abusive way

[Jedimasta]

Thank you for making my day.
http://www.memefirst.com/Neubecker_everyday_econ.jpg

[EternityEnd]

That made me sad.. But it is hilarious.

[Mizango]

Thank you for making my day.
http://www.memefirst.com/Neubecker_everyday_econ.jpg

ROFL

[Ramor]

seriously, that is too funny

[Myst]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

[Correction]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080112/ap_on_sc/bald_eagles_killed;_ylt=AqFnZp4PphcYdulmAyE1JzKs0N UE

Words cannot describe how much I love this article. TRULY, the Bald Eagle is a symbol of America. Take that, Benjamen Franklin.

I get the irony, but I thought the official story was that Ben Franklin didn't want the Bald Eagle as the symbol for america.

[Khamsin]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

The eagles didn't die from gorging themselves, they died because they couldn't get back out again, and it was really cold.

Unless horses will walk into a pool of oats and sink in.

[riddaraan]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

The eagles didn't die from gorging themselves, they died because they couldn't get back out again, and it was really cold.

Unless horses will walk into a pool of oats and sink in.

Which brings about the legendary question: If you fill a swimming pool with oats, will you sink into it, or walk on top of it?


...aaaaaaaaand go!

[Tricen]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

The eagles didn't die from gorging themselves, they died because they couldn't get back out again, and it was really cold.

Unless horses will walk into a pool of oats and sink in.

Which brings about the legendary question: If you fill a swimming pool with oats, will you sink into it, or walk on top of it?


...aaaaaaaaand go!

Well the viscosity of the oats creates a large enough volume with the surface tension being strong enough to hold 2-3 horses at once before turning into delicious maple brown sugar oatmeal

[riddaraan]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

The eagles didn't die from gorging themselves, they died because they couldn't get back out again, and it was really cold.

Unless horses will walk into a pool of oats and sink in.

Which brings about the legendary question: If you fill a swimming pool with oats, will you sink into it, or walk on top of it?


...aaaaaaaaand go!

Well the viscosity of the oats creates a large enough volume with the surface tension being strong enough to hold 2-3 horses at once before turning into delicious maple brown sugar oatmeal

Before the horses turn into oatmeal?

[Tricen]

With the horse milk lactating from the pregnant horses, and the force being exerted onto the oats, it creates a warm, delicious cereal.

[Khamsin]

wont horses do the same thing with oats?

dumb animals.

The eagles didn't die from gorging themselves, they died because they couldn't get back out again, and it was really cold.

Unless horses will walk into a pool of oats and sink in.

Which brings about the legendary question: If you fill a swimming pool with oats, will you sink into it, or walk on top of it?


...aaaaaaaaand go!

Well the viscosity of the oats creates a large enough volume with the surface tension being strong enough to hold 2-3 horses at once before turning into delicious maple brown sugar oatmeal

Before the horses turn into oatmeal?

Horses can make anything, from glue to oatmeal. How else did you think they did it?

[riddaraan]

With the horse milk lactating from the pregnant horses, and the force being exerted onto the oats, it creates a warm, delicious cereal.

Congratulations! You win the prize for making me more grossed out than I've ever been... The prize is a lactating pregnant horse.

[Mulligan]

I believe if you go by duck tales principles, you can sink into and/or swim in almost anything, ie gold coins.

[riddaraan]

I don't recall Uncle Scrooge ever "sinking" into the gold coins, so much as diving into them.

Which actually, re-rails this topic. Birds sinking into a load of crap!

[Tricen]

I don't recall Uncle Scrooge ever "sinking" into the gold coins, so much as diving into them.

Which actually, re-rails this topic. Birds sinking into a load of carp!

Fixed

[Rocl]

I know what every word you said today means Alleya :rocl: