Jesus Christ >.> Pregnancy + Train Toilet = Birth + Flush

[Neoburai]

I can't decide if this is funny or not.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews
Most crazy story I've heard in a bit though.

Edit1: Babies for etc. etc..
Edit2: ...I just...wtf. I guess I didn't know pregnancy worked like that, even two months prematurely. Even at that, all I can picture is like a baby being dragged across train tracks by the umbilical cord. Thankfully that didn't happen, but I can picture it.
Edit3: Felt compelled to make this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g?t=1204311545

[Alleya]

Wow...talk about a stubborn turd.

[Jer]

I guess she has given birth to a lot of other kids? 8)

[Blarg]

India... I wonder if they were surprised it wasn't a squid baby.

[Lbelle]

I mean..............what the fuck, honestly.

[Xavier]

Its a funny story, but only because the child was apparently unharmed and relatively healthy despite it all.

[Neoburai]

Shameless bump for the MS Paint lulz.

[SephYuyX]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

[Ishido]

There are so many wtf factors in this story.

[Hitoshura]

I lol'd and glad the baby is ok. What kind of shit is that though? At first it made it sound like the baby just popped out instantly. Fuck I would never use that bathroom again.

These kinda crazy stories remind me of one about a guy falling into a meat grinder. How the fuck do you fall into a meat grinder? Wouldn't you want to be far away as possible from one of those? Was there banana peel next to it? Geez.

[Howard Roark]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

why do bad things never happen to all the action hero's that duck under the train as they nearly get hit?

[Afrohatch]

What kind of shit is that though?

I fail at coming up with a witty comeback to that, SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE

[Mizango]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

I was thinking the same shit lol.

[Neoburai]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

I was thinking the same shit lol.

Internet desensitization:
News, "Premature baby survives train poop chute."
First thought, "Oh man gross, I used to play on train tracks. lol about the baby though."

lol

[MisterBob]

gross

[clover]

i didn't know babies can just shoot out like that. seriously.

[Charla]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

The end of the article says it's cause India is ghetto that way. I'm not the only one that read the whole article, am I?

[Khamsin]

You'd think she'd realize she was pooping something out the wrong hole.

[Alleya]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

"Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks."

You'd think she'd realize she was pooping something out the wrong hole.

"Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family"

Gotta read the article, guys.

[Kuya]

Nice to know train toliets just empty on the rails.

"Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks."

You'd think she'd realize she was pooping something out the wrong hole.

"Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family"

Gotta read the article, guys.

BUT READING IS HARD