My girlfriend and I are going to fake a pregnancy test to scare my parents shitless. considering their sense of humor, it should be lulz.
what's everyone else doing?
My girlfriend and I are going to fake a pregnancy test to scare my parents shitless. considering their sense of humor, it should be lulz.
what's everyone else doing?
Holy crap, whatever happened to putting a snake-shapped spring into a can to trick someone? Faking a pregnancy is some serious stuff
I remember when I was younger, my sister would do stuff like putting cooking oil on the floor in the kitchen, then yell "OH MY GOD IT'S A SPIDER COME KILL IT AAAAHHHHHH!!!" then when I come running in there I just immediately hit the floor fast and hard. I hated that
that seems like it can be kind of dangerous (the cooking oil.) <.< I've been trying to think of some good stuff to do so hope you guys have ideas D:
Im lame, and my cunt boss' have a sexual need for salt, they put it on fucking everythihg, and theres like 10 salt containers everywhere.
So im going to throw them all away.
my friend broke up with his gf of 2 years last year yea..... she didn't think it was too funny
for april fools?Originally Posted by killerx
lol yea he did it early morning didn't tell her till that night around 1130. He was really harsh about it too.Originally Posted by Myst
Replace the salt with sugar for a higher score.Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
I enjoyed the fake lottery ticket/money thing I did last year at work. I couldn't do anything too harsh, but I remember a few ladies found it and almost got into a fistfight/slapdown over it. I might leave one or two at college this year for the lulz, I don't think my work will fall for it again, and I can't think of anything epic.
I work in a lab and in our shared equipment room an unlabeled bottle appeared containing a colorless liquid. Our lab tech waited a month or two for someone to claim it, since we're not allowed to dispose of it without know what it is. After a while, no one claimed it and he was trying to figure out what to do with it. After running a few things we figured out it was just a bottle of water. I was going to fill up another unlabeled bottle of water and leave it out there for him to find.
I'm gonna tell my girlfriend I have AIDS
Faking a pregnancy = Father-in-law could kill you.
Breaking up with girlfriend = Possibly not having girlfriend even after you tell her the lulz of it.
Fucking with your boss = Fired?
I'll go for door #3, jobs are easier to find than good pussy.
When I worked in the produce in a grocery store back when I started college, April 1st was on an off-truck day so there wasn't much product in the cooler. I told the store manager I wanted to take all the product out and put it in another cooler and make it look like we had no product on a Saturday. He went along with it and when the produce manager came in (he didn't work the day before so he was like wtf) the manager acted like he was about to fire him for fucking up the order. It was well worth moving the product around.
Fixed.Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
Was the unlabeled bottle of colorless liquid shaped like this?Originally Posted by Meloria
http://www.mounttamborinespringwater...ter_bottle.jpg
Replace it with sugar and unscrew the tops.Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
I like to pour baby powder in a friend's glass of water. Dissolves great and their expression when they taste it is priceless.
No it was a 500 mL clear square bottle. It drove him crazy for the longest time though. Maybe I should put one in there, then have them multiply as time goes by.Originally Posted by Khamsin
Put food coloring in it, and maybe use seltzer instead. Make it bright green and bubbly!Originally Posted by Meloria
In contrast, I'm going to get AIDS and give it to as many people as I possibly canOriginally Posted by Lampoon
Fill them with sugar.Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX