Originally Posted by
Fhqwghads
Sounds vaguely like this joke:
A man of faith was stranded on the roof of his house as flood waters were rising. Before long a large truck drove up to his home, and the driver leaned out of his window and yelled "hop into the back, I'll get you out of here." The man replied "no, that's ok, God will save me." The driver shrugged and drove off. The waters rose further, and a little while later a man in a boat cruised by his house. "Hop in" the man said, "I can give you a ride to a safe spot." Once again the man declined, with the explanation, "no thank you, I have faith that God will save me." More time passes, and the flood has almost breached the roof line, when a helicopter flies overhead and drops a rope ladder down. "Climb up!" a man on a bullhorn yelled down at him. "NO THANKS, GOD WILL SAVE ME!" yelled the man back up at the helicopter.
The flood waters eventually crest over the roof, and the man drowns and dies. As he stands before god, exasperated he asks "why didn't you save me? I had complete faith in you!" God looks at the man and says, "what the hell do you want from me? I sent you a truck, a boat, and a freakin' helicopter for crying out loud!"