Listen up you rap-scallions, Rocl News Network is back on the air, so you best listen to it! After a long dry spell, we finally have more stuff to compla--talk about. Perhaps you too, feel the same as us, as well you should. That would imply that you are a sensible human being, and therefore; probably not retarded. Fancy punctuation marks aside, I'm going to use another comma, and say that I hope you enjoy this.
Also, I would like to make a few apologies right off- not everything I said about you or your mother was true, my bad. We might have been particularly condescending today. I'm sorry, but some of you deserved it.
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(Any resemblance to the Sopranos series finale is purely coincidental.)
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