Wtf pokemon

[Akun]

Blatently stolen from a friends LJ. All I can say if wtf. Who thinks this much into a show like this. Its fairly long, just a warning

Did one ever know the reason why the pacing and story development change after Ash was hit by lightning in the beginning episodes? How Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident? I have a theory. The accident with the bike put Ash in a coma. Days later he was found and was hurried to the hospital and treated with heavy medications. This is why Team Rocket became less menacing. The medication took effect and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he's able to live out his Pokémon master fantasies.

If one had noticed, the early episodes of Pokémon were of amazing quality. The rest of the series is just the results of his subconscious mind fulfilling his desires, as well as attempting to escape them. Should Ash realize he's in a coma, he would wake up, but suffer brain damage. So he has to take down all his mental barriers one by one until he can come to grips with what he is and escape his coma.

This explains why he doesn't change much physically. Also, the worldwide socialism can be explained if you once again realize that this is a dream world; he thought up a safe system of government that would run smoothly and keeps the world going allowing his adventures to work like they do. It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in a world full of dangerous untamed animals, and why every Pokémon center has the same exact nurse. Joy and Jenny he knew from his hometown, and they act as a safety net or anchor, allowing him to feel safe no matter where he goes. The professors, like the Joy's and Jenny's represent stability, and ash's ideals. This is why Gary became a professor. It's also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why Giovanni leads Team Rocket. How could Paul, the rival of the Sinnoh area, not know of someone who has placed in at least the top 16 of all three leagues and had destroyed the Orange league and Battle Frontier?

If one recalls, there were real animals early in the show and references to animals in the game and show. For example, a clear case to point out is the aquarium of fish in the Cerulean City Gym or that by the Pokédex that Pikachu is a “rat-like” Pokémon. But they don't matter to Ash's psyche so they don't come into play much. If Ash had loved puppies, everything would be about different breeds of dogs, and a dog fighting circuit. But, as the series goes on longer, we've been seeing less realistic animals and more Pokémon. This could be a sign of Ash’s mind deteriorating. As he's in this coma, he's losing concepts of some animals and machinery and replacing them with Pokémon. It could explain things like electric Pokémon working as power generators. A sign that his memory of the old world is slipping more and more as time goes by. The Pokémon realm will be idealized continuously the longer he has no stimulus from the real world. He may or may not be mentally deteriorating , but he is becoming more accustomed to his fake world's rules. The wild Pokémon are his rationalizations of the functioning of the world. It’s the "A wizard did it" Syndrome. If he doesn't know how it works, his mind says Pokémon. He justifies anything he can't explain with Pokémon, and real animals fall into the background because he has no real interest in them.

Ash’s travelling partners are actually aspects of himself he can enjoy, but doesn't like to associate with himself. Brock is Ash's repressed sexuality. He fell into the coma a virgin and needed an outlet for his growing sexual frustrations. Since he can never experience sex, Brock must never succeed. Brock is a projection of his sexuality, and is constantly shot down because Ash could never “know” sex. Brock isn't just Ash's latent sexuality, he's also his fatherly instincts, neither of which Ash can come to terms with. Brock leaves his siblings to "journey" with Ash. because Ash can't cope with having that much responsibility, much as his foray with a real relationship ends on mysterious terms. Ash just cannot handle commitment at his mental level. Brock's Stay with professor Ivy was an attempt to outright suppress his sexuality. You'll notice that James got much more dialogue in this part of the series, as well as getting more touchy feel-y with his pokemon and getting most of his backstory. Ash didn't enjoy this much, hence the reasons Brock comes back all horrified, and refuses to speak about it. (ash's subconscious was repressing him at the time, so other than a general feeling of dread he has no idea of what went on then.) This is also why brock keeps coming back to the series....Usually AFTER Ash meets a new girl aspect of himself. Misty is an image that Ash had of a girl. This is why she plays so prevalently in the series but is ultimately unattainable because he never really knew her before the coma. Likely the one that helped get him to a hospital. I have a theory in line with this: Since Misty was his initial love interest (if only subconsciously), he needed her to reach a level of womanhood. He felt that people could only have relationships when they've matured. But in practice, it turned out he couldn't cope with it and just wanted the normal, pushy, arrogant Misty he knew, and wouldn't let her keep Togepi anymore.

Team rocket are aspects of Ash's personality that he has deemed "bad" James implied homosexuality, and Jesse’s vanity. You'll remember that Meowth has the potential for rehabilitation, and doesn't want to be evil, so yet again this fits in with the conflicting personalities and demonized self theory. Team rocket started cross-dressing because ash had to come to terms with that part of himself. It was something he was able to allow his gay/vain side to experiment with (and by virtue of that himself) When he found that it wasn't something for him, his "Free" side stopped playing with it. Further, their methods of capture become more and more ludicrous (and physically impossible) because Ash is just a kid dreaming these things up. This is the reason Team Rocket's disguises are always believed. He knows it's them (on some level), but chooses to ignore it, so he can better himself, in a sense the Ash who wants to escape is sabotaging the ash who wants to stay lost in his mind. So that there can be more conflict, and hopefully an eventual escape. The filler episodes that don't focus on Ash and the gang are his mind working through, and humanizing the parts of himself that he demonized. It's a way for him to deal with issues that Ash and crew wouldn't touch, because it involves treading ground he himself had sworn not to go near. As I said, Team Rocket and the episodes they occupy are Ash dealing with ground he feels uncomfortable with tackling on his own. Jessie is Ash's vanity and gullibility, she will trick Ash's submissive homosexuality into doing her bidding so she can please father. James' troubled childhood is his way of justifying his latent homosexuality. Now James is Ash's latent homosexuality, hence why he is constantly punished by Pokémon and attacked by random attractive girls.

Mr. Mime is actually a stand in for Ash's father, one that can't emotionally abuse him or his mom. He is a Pokémon, a peace loving creature that's oddly humanoid, but that can never hurt a human. Ash's was never really hurt by a Pokémon, so he sees them all as harmless; whereas, in the real world they may be quite feral or vicious (as seen in the early episodes). Again falling back to the theory that the only real Pokémon are the ones from the first season, and everything else is just further speculation coming from his mind on what new species would look like.

The Pokémon in Ash's team are his issues, for example Charmander represents his sex drive (not his sexuality like Brock) at first it's a cute easy to control thing, but eventually becomes a raging inferno of disobedience. Acquiring his team means getting at his issues, but as he trains them, he works said issues out. Other trainers are more direct forms of his issues, ones that he must either come to terms with or outright suppress. Gym leaders are more primary aspects of his personality with each Pokémon being stronger than the last, to display a level of skill he could be capable of if only he gave into it. In effect, he is doing battle with a part of him that he would rather not have in control. Bulbasaur was Ash's unwillingness to change, this is reflected when it declines to evolve and how it almost decided to stay behind unless he battled it. Squirtle was his willingness to follow the lead of others, as evidenced by the gang it ran with, even though he ran the gang, they were viewed as one group, and ash's subconscious just gave him the strongest one. Butterfree was his crushing loneliness, which he dealt with when he released it to join a flock. His bird types are his recklessness, always willing to sacrifice something at a moment's notice for the win.

As one could see, it is very likely that Ash is trapped in his world. But like every dream, everything, there is a beginning and an end. What would happen if Ash could fully recover? What would happen if he never does? There are infinite branches of possibilities that spiral upwards and intertwine towards the top at a single point, both in his “world” and the real world. In his hospital room, we see Delia, obviously distraught talking to a doctor with a grim look in his eye. He's saying that their insurance is up, and the boy has had no change in brain activity for seven years. That a shock like this may awaken him. She tearfully agrees.

Professor Oak is there to comfort her as they take Ash off life support.

In Ash’s “world”...

Ash has finally defeated the elite four, and one by one the people around him start disappearing. eventually everything is black. Pikachu comes dashing towards him glowing brighter and brighter in the darkness. Eventually Pikachu reaches ash and the two embrace one last time.

Back in his room, as his life signs fade, Ash mutters his genuine, final words.

I...Want...To...Be,
The...Very...Best.

The image of his gaunt, tube-fed, ten-some-year bed ridden body on the bed. His head appears bulbous from atrophy. As he utters his last words, he barely opens his eyes, seeing a silhouette of the figure at the center of his turbulent emotions, his mother, her face obstructed by her hands wiping away tears. He makes contact with her eyes and lets out one last tear before losing all strength. She breaks down in hysterics.

The worst part of all this is that Ash will die, never having experienced actual love. Imagine if you will, having lived in a world like his, completely shut off from all things but yourself, and your perception of yourself, with nothing but better yourself. No other people to interact with and issues to solve with no guiding hand.

The boy will die, never having known his dream, except as naught but a dream. The second he gets out into reality for that last moment, part of him knows it was all a lie. His faithful Pikachu? His friends? All his imagination, and maybe, he could have fought and clung to life, maybe even made a full recovery. But knowing that his efforts and ambitions had all been for naught, he just gave up and let the motion carry him away, just so he could be with Pikachu, in a place where his friends were waiting.

I would like to think that he'll realize that his mother loved him and was holding out hope that he'd recover all that time. On the flip side, though, when he sees her he knows that the hope she had is totally broken and she'd come to the crushing realization that the worst thing that can befall a parent has happened to her: outliving her only child. At once he knows he is loved and that it means that the one closest to him is utterly crushed.

Still, there are other possibilities. The fountain of time flows in mysterious ways. One could not go back, against the current such as Gatsby; but, one could never see what is waiting for him downstream. Ash finally defeats Lance, only to be confronted by not Gary Oak, but a mute, mirror image of himself.

The voice of the narrator speaks to him, telling him that now he can finally escape the prison of his own mind. One by one, his friends appear and melt away into more copies of him, all cheering him on. After a long tough battle against himself with the assistance of all of his Pokémon he had ever befriended, he jolts awake.

In his hospital room he sees his parents asleep; he finds himself unable to speak.

Ash pushes forward towards his recovery. Going through physical therapy, training harder and harder with rehabilitative Pokémon, until he can walk on his own again. This time, an older and wiser ash sets out on a journey. Just like last time, he's late getting to Professor Oak's laboratory. And when there's only one Pokémon left....He suddenly recalls all his memories of his "life" and realizes that all his friends are gone forever. As he sets out with his new companion, he finds the world is darker than he imagined. More “real”, Pokémon and people die; he too has aged.

He vows to become the Master he dreamed he was. He vows to himself.

He vows to “them”.

He WILL be the very best.

[ozz]

first few paragraphs sound good to me


btw anyone ever notice dbz=superman?

[Clipse]

You need to take your friend out more. Seriously.

[Phla]

lmao its a cartoon fucking lol

[Ace-o-fire]

This proves my point where anything and be explaned in the hardest way possible

[armani_ifrit]

beside the point, wasn't he zapped in the first episode? i haven't seen it in a while, but i don't remember there being too many before it happened.

[Senji]

should I read that?

[BRP]

I liked the first version where Ash just dies or rather stays dead. btw, going to ruin this thread for some people: comes from 4chan.

[Krye]

At least he doesn't think there's a portal to the digimon world and that he'll eventually find his digipartner.

[Mytiwar]

That's pretty fucking incredible.

Some people sure have alot of time to waste. Writing that or even thinking aboot it...

[Price]

This needs the greatest essay award there is to receive. Bravo, sir.

[Lordshin]

wow.... lol waaaay to much free time =/

reminds me of the depressing Foster's home for Imaginary friends comic (which aprobably was from 4chan also >.>)

[SilverBreeze]

As weird as that was, it was a VERY interesting read.

[Hitoshura]

http://rapidshare.com/files/107611588/Ash_Ketchum.doc

[Sho]

Holy shit, I wanna watch Pokemon again.

[PeaceNLove]

At least he doesn't think there's a portal to the digimon world and that he'll eventually find his digipartner.

Digimon was 10x Pokemon (the first two seasons at least) =[

[Zalius]

holy shit that was awesome

[Doombard]

I see your story, and raise you this.


My Pokemon Journey

It was my time to become a Pokemon Trainer, but Professor Oak had no more Pokemon to give away.

“you came to late greg” he said to me. He had given away all of his good Pokemon.

However, I was in luck. Because the Pokemon center had just burnt down and all of the Chanseys died, except one.

“would you like this Chansey, we have no home for him” says Nurse Joy.

“yes I will take it I said” I named the Chansey Elton, after Elton John. It was a girl though.

It took to me very well and I liked Elton alot.
“goodbye sweetie, you’re going now” said Mom. And I left Pallet Town. But as I was leaving.

“HEY YOU!” called Chase. Chase is a little bitch and nobody likes him.

We battled and he had a Charmander. Elton won by alot because Chanseys are special sponges.

“I’ll be seeing you again” said Chase, and I told him goodbye.

(4 days later)

We had finally arrived at Pewter city where theres a museum and alot more. We heard about gym leader here but Elton told me that she would have a hard time defeating rocks.
Elton was a pessimist and also a very unmotivated battler, somewhat of a nihilist.

I tried to tell Elton that if she keeps acting that way people will call her a pussy.

We went to the Gym and we saw Brock.

“hey” said Brock. I thought Brock was handsome although I was much too young for him, and a guy.

“let’s battle” said Brock, and he took off his shirt and I got a hard on.

Geodude was much too difficult for Elton and she died really fast. Brock noticed my erection and said “what the hell are you doing kid?” I was jacking off and Elton was KOed.

Brock was noticeably excited and so I gave Brock head and he fingered my asshole and so I wouldnt go to Officer Jenny he gave me a Boulder badge. Elton was fine after I took her to the pokemon center.

(2 days later)

We were outside of Mt Moon and we saw a Jigglypuff and Elton, being very independent, caught her herself. I named the Jigglypuff Cecilia after that Simon and Garfunkel song.

We ran into Henry, one of the other guys from pallet town. He had a Bulbasaur. He saw us near the entrance to Mt Moon and said,
“what are you, the gym leader of fagsville?”
I looked at Elton and Cecilia and he was right, they were both pink and big and round like balls and sometimes they touched and they were really cute.
I said
“we are not, that is what you are” but I knew this was not a sensible comeback because he had a Bulbasaur and a Beedrill.

We faught and we lost again and I realized both of my Pokemon suck ass and Elton doesn’t even try to win because she is very busy with very deep existential problems I would never be able understand.

Henry left and I went to the Pokemon center outside Mt Moon.

(3 days later)

Elton and Cecilia were both KOed and we were about to reach the end of Mt Moon but there were criminals in the way.

“stop there kid what do you think you’re doing messing with team rocket?” a gruntish man called out to me this. I told him we meant no trouble but he threw a Pokeball at me that not only nearly broke my arm but also a Koffing came out and was in no mood for this. Elton and Cecilia were both KOed so I picked up a large rock and I threw at the man and he was knocked into a coma, and also bleeding.

I took 300 dollars and a fighting knife from his body and also felt him up a bit. He was only about 24, 5 thick inches soft.

We made it to Cerulean city and I went to the Pokemon center and then I went to a bridge.

There was a challenge going on and I turned it down because I knew Elton would not want to participate and Cecilia is unable to do anything but sing and pound and neither are good for battle.

Eventually we had to fight a small boy with a Ratata and Cecilia grew at least 4 levels and learned Disable.

“things are looking bright” I said to Cecilia. She was ecstatic, but Elton was still very apathetic.

“we are going to be pokemon masters” I told them.

(later that day)

We arrived at a big house and nobody was home except for a Clefairy. Elton caught this as well. I named it Bowie, after David Bowie, because I liked its hair. This one was a boy. It seemed like it didn’t want to be with us, but it also seemed like it had tried to commit suicide, because there were many labelless empty prescription bottles laying around it.

“this clefairy is more than likely brain damaged” I told Elton, who didn’t care.

“tommaro we can fight another gym leader” I said

We woke up and the city was loud because its a small town and Bill had dissapeared.

Officer Jenny said “he more than likely looked like a pokemon of some sort”

We realized then that Bowie was Bill, but Bowie did not wake up when Elton and Cecilia and I had woken up, because Bowie had overdosed on various anxiety and other prescription medications.

We threw Bowie’s body into the river near Cerulean.

“the gym is closed today because bill is missing” said a man.

We rented a motel room and watched the news about Bill.

(the next morning)

The town was still upset because Bills dead body washed up exactly where we had thrown him in.

“this is life” said a man. “the town must go on”

The gym was opened and Cecilia was very excited to battle and Elton was coming as well.

“i am misty” said a teenage girl in a bikini.

“i know” I said

“my specialty is the sea. water pokemon are relevent to my interest.” she told me. I noticed that she looked like a little slut, and the three pallet town guys who came here before me probably knocked her up. I knew this because

-flashback to before entering the gym-

Robert, who had a Squirtle said, “hey, long time no see greg. i just ate that bitch out”
And assuming he would insult me I said “i just ate you out” but realized afterward I had no need to comeback.

-the end of the flashback-

Cecilia KOed and Elton gave up.

“you have been defeted” said Misty.

“i killed bill and i can kill you too” I said.

Misty began to scream and I said “give me the fucking cascade badge”

Elton looked very nervous and Misty threw the Cascade badge at us and I said “we need to go quickly, elton”

We ran through a house and as far from Cerulean city as we could.

(4 days later)

We reached Vermillion City but were unmotivated and were also running from the law. It was agreed between Cecilia and I that we needed a vacation, so we wanted to ride on the cruise ship, but we were very poor and so I said to Elton

“you’re a very rare pokemon, elton, so i am selling you for money for tickets on the SS anne”

Elton didn’t object, because Elton is too deep for me to understand. We made 5 thousand from Elton.

“we have a whole adventure ahead of us, cecilia” I said this to her as she stood up by where Rose stood in Titanic. I realized then my feelings for Cecilia transcended what is considered healthy between a trainer and his Pokemon.

I looked at Cecilia standing there singing and then I pushed her off the ship into the sea.

I had no more Pokemon because I had sold Elton and I had pushed Cecilia off of the SS anne.

I got off the ship and I rent another motel.

(the next morning)

I called Professor Oak and I said “my chansey ran away and i have no more pokemon and i need one”

“im out of pokemon, greg, how did you lose your chansey”

I didn’t know what to say so I hung up very fast.

I went to the Pokemart where I bought 6 pokeballs.

“i see you like balls” said an older man in the store.

“i like balls myself.”

The older man was using a Machop to build a house. I let him fondle me and jerk me off and I got his Machop. I named the Machop Greg Jr because I was tired of naming my Pokemon after musical references.

“you are my very first pokemon, greg jr” I said to him, as I lied.

“now I can begin my pokemon adventure”

[TheShadyMan]

So much lol... I laughed so hard, I don't think I can laugh again for the rest of my life.

[Dmitry]

I liked the first essay thing. The second copypasta was pretty funny.