Funcom, creators of the Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures MMORPG, fired a game master after he got a little too happy and participated in cyber sexual relations with a player. No need for any witty remarks, just read an excerpt from the chat transcription below:
GM: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM :smileywink:
Player: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.
Funcom said that they are "aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken." However, after browsing through the steaming transcript, it seems that the player was the one provoking the GM to have a "cyber fix with [the player's] body." Alright, that's enough.