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    'Age Of Conan' GM Fired After Cyber Sex With Player

    Funcom, creators of the Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures MMORPG, fired a game master after he got a little too happy and participated in cyber sexual relations with a player. No need for any witty remarks, just read an excerpt from the chat transcription below:


    GM: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM :smileywink:
    Player: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.


    Funcom said that they are "aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken." However, after browsing through the steaming transcript, it seems that the player was the one provoking the GM to have a "cyber fix with [the player's] body." Alright, that's enough.
    http://boards.1up.com/zd/board/messa...read.id=823179

    Thought this was a hilarious read. Especially coming from a game where our recent news is of how SE refuses to fix our bosses and how "useless" our GMs are.

    [|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
    To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

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    A FFXI GM mentioned possibly asking me to do a table dance for them once.

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    If there's one MMO that has more clueless devs than FFXI, it's Age of Conan

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    I put on my GM hat and robe.

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    pretty sure most gms will be getting fired soon anyways since the game is fucking horrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterBob View Post
    If there's one MMO that has more clueless devs than FFXI, it's Age of Conan

    I posted this in the Random image thread, but this thread calls for it.

    http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t.../aocpvpwtf.jpg

    Why do people play AoC again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KuaiEQ View Post
    pretty sure most gms will be getting fired soon anyways since the game is fucking horrible
    LOL nice one. This whole article was really funny though, especially the pics.

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    Man I thought FFXI GMs are bad. . .

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    I agree, AoC is fucking crap, waste of a good $60~

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    I made like $300 selling Best Buy pre-order Rhino codes, so I'm not bitter about it sucking.

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    My friend who is on another FFXI server played AoC for a month and she is already bored of it. That's all I need to know. Fuck that game.

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    I played for like... 4 days and have never looked back after uninstalling. It was the worst game purchase I've made since the NES days.

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    ROFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kang View Post
    My friend who is on another FFXI server played AoC for a month and she is already bored of it. That's all I need to know. Fuck that game.
    Bonkerskitty? Bitch is a fucking retard, Titan needs to take her back.

    LOL @ GM cybering with some random guy. That's so messed up how dumb do you have to be, besides aren't there other people like in the same room or observing what he's doing?

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    AoC was such a flop i'm worried if warhammer will be shit. I was even more scared upon buying my Beta key to see the EA logo on it.

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    I will wait on Aion; Fuck Warhammer.

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    [|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk View Post
    Bonkerskitty? Bitch is a fucking retard, Titan needs to take her back.

    LOL @ GM cybering with some random guy. That's so messed up how dumb do you have to be, besides aren't there other people like in the same room or observing what he's doing?
    :O yeah her. Why so much hate?

    And do I know you? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAcoreRD View Post
    AoC was such a flop i'm worried if warhammer will be shit. I was even more scared upon buying my Beta key to see the EA logo on it.
    In the past I would agree with this, but if you've been keeping up with gaming regulary, EA is now putting more quality into their work and even have delayed and dropped stuff to do so, activision is the new EA tho, releasing crap just to release crap.

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