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HNMspotting
I was bored, so I did this:
http://fnord.terror.de/images/hnmspotting.png
Inspired by the original Transpotting poster and the Adminspotting spoof. PDF for printouts on request.
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You sold me at "range of fucking fabrics".
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So.... Awesome... lol. I'm showing this too all my friends when i log on today.
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You shouldn't have time to make something like this, you should be camping something.
I like it.
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But you have 27 mins windows for that!
Nice job.
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Banned.
that's why i chose to get app
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huh
Is this really something to be proud of?
Good read none the less.
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
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Hey, fuck you guy. I'm big boned.
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For people who are completely clueless, here is the original text from the movie trainspotting, details here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117951/
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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Oh, you've got green eyes.
Oh, you've got blue eyes.
Oh, you've got grey eyes.
I kept reading it, waiting to hate it, and I didn't. Well done, it's a precarious piece to parody (mmm accidental alliteration.. and again)
god i'm such a nerd and i hate nerds, stupid nerds
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