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    Woman charged with murder after setting her husbands penis on fire... :D

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

    "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

    HAHAHAHA

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    Wow lol, was she trying to brand it for ownership?

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    Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband
    It's alright, fire doesn't severely hurt people.

    The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.
    Oh, wait.

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    Sad part is, if she had succeeded, his penis would have been horribly scarred. Then vanity would set in, and she'd think to herself "I can't fuck a man with such a disgusting penis that can't even put out and get me pregnant.". So she'd end up going off and sleeping with other men.

    And FUCK, a $715,000 house?! Rich peoples is CRAZY!!!

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    I'd rather be dead then live with a burned penis. The dick is already sensitive enough, adding burn scars to it would be the most horrid pain ever.

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    2 reasons why I don't cheat: I'm to unorganized to keep track of my women, and shit like this would eventually happen if I got caught!

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