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Mistrial after defendant smears feces on lawyer - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com
SAN DIEGO - A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors.

The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.

Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.

McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court and spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement at jurors. No jurors were hit.

McGowan has pleaded not guilty to kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts in connection with a 2007 home invasion.

[Day]

That's some crazy shit

[Karshe]

That's some crazy shit

I see what you did there...

[Kajii]

I wouldn't have taken that shit.

[_chuchu]

New dimension towards getting shit-faced yo

[ZarakiKujata]

Wow, he couldn't have just put some peanut butter between his cheeks and ate it in court?

[archibaldcrane]

McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court

...wut

[Souj]

McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court

wonder what his original intent for the feces were. apparently not as good as his opportunity to use it on his lawyer.
wonder if it was human or animal shit.

edit: wooah freaky same time post quoting same thing omgz

[Mizango]

That's what I mean, smuggling a bag of shit into court? What the hell.

[Seraph]

That's what I mean, smuggling a bag of shit into court? What the hell.

As opposed to a box of shit, or a can of shit?

So, apparently most lawyers are full of shit, and now some of them are covered in it too. Excellent. May I even go so far as to make an 'Odor in the court!' joke?

[Day]

As opposed to a box of shit, or a can of shit?

So, apparently most lawyers are full of shit, and now some of them are covered in it too. Excellent. May I even go so far as to make an 'Odor in the court!' joke?

Booooooo. To all your jokes. =P

Miz I'm pretty sure his intentions were to do exactly what he did with that bag o shit.

[archibaldcrane]

Note to self...don't become a public defender.

[Anselme]

Now that's getting crap past the radar!

[Mrcloudz]

Wow, he couldn't have just put some peanut butter between his cheeks and ate it in court?

Training Day.
I fucking love you.

[Tristam]

All I can think of is cartman shitting on garrison's desk to get out of fighting wendy.

[Pirian]

He smuggled the bag up his ass. It all makes sense if you think about it - I mean if he just put the feces up his ass they would get all shitty, so naturally he put them in a bag to keep them clean

[Brien]

continuing the puns: Now that's shit hitting the fan!

[thestalkmore]

continuing the puns: Now that's shit hitting the fan!

Uh =|

[Norelco]

You stay classy, San Diego.

[Colenzo]

Lawyer shoulda been fired for getting shit-faced on the job.