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    b list lmfao how did I miss that.

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    I'll B list you all! He had 2 "good" movies, 1 of which he was the main character. perhaps b list was the incorrect terminology , but I shall not retract my statement! instead, I shall all you all ignorant for having differing opinions on how good an actor he is!

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    Other than the blatant uni-bomber facial hair, anyone else get the Blues Brothers vibe?

    http://www.cineveto.com/images/Blues_Brothers_2000.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    I'll B list you all! He had 2 "good" movies, 1 of which he was the main character. perhaps b list was the incorrect terminology , but I shall not retract my statement! instead, I shall all you all ignorant for having differing opinions on how good an actor he is!
    # Two Lovers (2008) .... Leonard Kraditor
    # Reservation Road (2007) .... Ethan Learner
    ... aka Ein Einziger Augenblick (Germany)
    # We Own the Night (2007) .... Robert 'Bobby' Green
    # Walk the Line (2005) .... John R. Cash
    ... aka Walk the Line (Germany)
    # Ladder 49 (2004) .... Jack Morrison
    # Hotel Rwanda (2004) .... Jack Daglish
    # The Village (2004) .... Lucius Hunt
    ... aka Grey (Philippines: English title: review title)
    ... aka M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (USA: promotional title)
    # Brother Bear (2003) (voice) .... Kenai
    ... aka Tierra de osos (USA: Spanish title)
    # It's All About Love (2003) .... John
    # Signs (2002) .... Merrill Hess
    ... aka M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (USA: promotional title)
    # Buffalo Soldiers (2001) .... Ray Elwood
    ... aka Army Go Home! (Germany)
    ... aka Buffalo Soldiers - Army Go Home! (Germany: DVD title)
    # Quills (2000) .... The Abbe du Coulmier
    ... aka Quills - Macht der Besessenheit (Germany)
    # Gladiator (2000) .... Commodus
    # The Yards (2000) .... Willie Gutierrez

    # 8MM (1999) .... Max California
    ... aka 8mm - Acht Millimeter (Germany)
    # Clay Pigeons (1998) .... Clay Bidwell
    ... aka Clay Pigeons - Lebende Ziele (Germany: TV title)
    ... aka Lebende Ziele (Germany)
    # Return to Paradise (1998) .... Lewis McBride
    ... aka All for One (USA: alternative title)
    # U Turn (1997) .... Toby N. Tucker / TNT
    ... aka U Turn - Ici commence l'enfer (France)
    # Inventing the Abbotts (1997) .... Doug Holt
    # To Die For (1995) .... Jimmy Emmett
    # Walking the Dog (1991)

    # Parenthood (1989) (as Leaf Phoenix) .... Garry Buckman-Lampkin

    From Imdb. Even if you personally did not like any of his other movies besides those two he has been in many high budget A list movies. So you can go ahead and continue to live under the rock if you want.

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    This man is hilarious, and anyone calling him a B-list actor is really fucking stupid.

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    I've seen a ton of his movies and I had no fucking clue who he was either. My rock is for rent for $2.50 a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creeps View Post
    This man is hilarious, and anyone calling him a B-list actor is really fucking stupid.
    he's a b list actor!

    though seriously, onlt movies Ive even heard of are signs, village, gladiator and walk the line, which ive seen them all. Dont remember his acting ever being anything good in any of his movies except maybe walk the line I guess.

    eh Ive heard of ladder 49 too, but never saw that one.

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    8MM is awesome-tastic

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    Joaquin Phoenix leaps into crowd at hip-hop show

    By LISA ORKIN EMMANUEL, Associated Press Writer Lisa Orkin Emmanuel, Associated Press Writer – 4 mins ago


    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. – Joaquin Phoenix appears to be getting into the act of being a petulant hip-hop star.

    He jumped off the stage during a short performance at the LIV nightclub early Thursday morning and confronted an audience member who was heckling him. Security guards dragged him back on stage and escorted him away.

    It's unknown whether the confrontation — and his pledge to quit acting and start rapping — was real or a put-on, but actor Casey Affleck recorded the performance on camera.

    In October, Phoenix's publicist confirmed he was making the career switch. In January he performed at a Las Vegas nightclub and the next month he made a strange appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show." Actor Ben Stiller lampooned that appearance at the Oscars.

    Hundreds of people packed the nightclub at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel after the doors opened at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday night.

    Several of those in the audience said they came just to see Phoenix, who left them cooling their heels for almost four hours while disc jockeys played house and hip-hop music.

    Phoenix came out on stage before 2 a.m., smoking a cigarette and wearing a disheveled dark suit, sneakers and his scraggly long hair and beard.

    He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.

    "We have a (double-expletive) in the audience," he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.

    "I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down," said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.

    Security guards swarmed the scene and dragged Phoenix away.

    The bizarre spectacle struck many in the audience as the latest prank in an extended farce staged by Phoenix. Affleck, an Oscar-nominated actor who is also Phoenix's brother-in-law, is making a documentary about Phoenix's career shift.

    "(Affleck's) camera was filming the whole time, so it makes me think he has ulterior motives," said Luis Gendron, 23, of Miami.

    "He knows the game he's playing, and he's good at it," Gendron said of Phoenix.

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    keep it up joaquin! this will be better than borat!

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    Diabolical.

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    Very Kaufman like. I'm diggin it.

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    Dude seems like he's finally following his brother River into the depths of some unnamed drug addiction.

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    well, if he is indeed going through all this for some comedy documentary, then I am looking forward to it.
    and me and my rock are still doing fine.

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    The other week on Loveline, Andy Dick was a guest and the topic of Joaquin's behavior came up. They didn't outright say he was on drugs but you could tell that's what Dr. Drew & Andy Dick thought. I would trust these two guys since Dr. Drew has treated addiction for years & Andy abused drugs for years lol.

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    Think he's just a good actor dudes, everytime something like this comes up Casey is taping it. I wouldn't worry about his drug addiction.

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    Yeah, Joaquin always seemed like a fairly level headed guy, and like someone who would take some lessons from his brother's OD (namely not doing the same thing). He is just trolling everyone, period.

    And it is awesome.

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    Kind of a fail troll if everyone suspects that you're up to something.

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    A lot of people seem to still be buying it or just don't know what to think.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by grantlogan View Post
    Andy Dick thought.
    wth.


    Day has it, he's trying to be another Andy Kaufman, but you just can't do that nowadays, too easily caught.