Friday the 13th Remake (MC: 34, RT: 25%)

[Thoronas]

So I saw this yesterday. Decent slasher flick, especially the first 20 mins or so. Some of the kills were pretty bleah but oh lordy did the main sluts in the movie have some nice TnA.

Also thought it was interesting to see how certain horror movie cliches have evolved or changed. Black guy is not necessarily always the first to die but the old adage still holds true, if you get high you gotta die.

Anyways the movie made 19 million on Friday alone. So be prepared for many a sequel.

[Bartylby]

Spoiler: show

so friggan lame he kept that girl alive. . . yea yea remake blah blah, it was an insult to the series.

i had to force myself to keep watching when i seen ^ and that he was running and that he had his little hideout with tripwires attached to bells. not to mention now he's a crackshot archer? come the fuck on

[tyven]

this movie was not great times

[Mr. Flippy]

lawls michael bay film. i give it atleast 4 out of 10

[tyven]

the transformers trailer in front of it was hella vicious though. much better than the superbowl ad

[The_OG_Nelta]

Aaron Yoo is in it<3 I will watch it eventually.

[thebearofscience]

the tits were awesome.
besides that it fucking sucked.

and the transformers trailer looked like it was going to blow ass as well.

[Headspace]

the tits were stupendous.

fixed for retarded accuracy.

[Mr. Flippy]

the chick that was wake boarding was hot had a great body but her tits looked fake they didnt move much

[BRP]

This outsold Coraline by like 4 times. Goddamn.

[Amarok]

Thought it was terrible.

[Souj]

This outsold Coraline by like 4 times. Goddamn.

is that bad for Coraline, or good for friday the 13th?

[brisk]

Don't lie you guys, we all watched it just for Jared Padalecki.

[BRP]

is that bad for Coraline, or good for friday the 13th?

Bad for America

[Titanss]

when the fucking name of the movie finally came up I thought it was halfway over..

[Fhloston]

when the fucking name of the movie finally came up I thought it was halfway over..

lmfao, right?

Overall wasn't worth paying for. Just your average (less than average, maybe) slasher flick, where you will be able to predict every "boo!" moment, and predict who will die.

[Mr. Flippy]

plus the entire time during the asian and black dude death scene i was waiting for the bug zapper, but noooooooo. there was a no fucking bug zapper

[Thoronas]

Yeah there was a serious lack of creativity in some of the death scenes.

[Headspace]

plus the entire time during the asian and black dude death scene i was waiting for the bug zapper, but noooooooo. there was a no fucking bug zapper

Oh god this.

[Kuya]

This outsold Coraline by like 4 times. Goddamn.

I'm going to kill myself.