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    "The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of the view of the camera....."

    Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs - March 18, 2009

    We just spent like an hour laughing at this...

    MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

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    Thanks Dimm. It was a crappy day until this. I am shocked that she is mildly attractive (for a mug shot) but bitches be crazy.

    Anybody else have a girl in your high school that was rumored to have done this peanut butter and their dog? I feel like every highschool had this rumor going around...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azkarin2 View Post
    Thanks Dimm. It was a crappy day until this. I am shocked that she is mildly attractive (for a mug shot) but bitches be crazy.

    Anybody else have a girl in your high school that was rumored to have done this peanut butter and their dog? I feel like every highschool had this rumor going around...
    We had the Frozen hot dog girl in my school. She broke it off inside of her, and had to go to the hospital. One of her friends came over and her brother told her friend, and it was over after that. Fast forward 10 years later and one of my friends was dating her. It was very hard to tell him about it, but when I did, he said "I wondered why she liked Hot dogs so much" He stayed with her for a while afterwards too, which made me feel uncomfortable cause she knew I knew, and knew I told my friend.

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    She's not indian >.> unless i'm reading it wrong?

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    So did the boyfriend get busted with CP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Nelta View Post
    She's not indian >.> unless i'm reading it wrong?
    I smiled.

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    yea, I'm interested in the results of case J09002900, though this was pretty awesome

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    If Toby visits her in jail, will she rub her tits on the glass in the visitors booth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    We had the Frozen hot dog girl in my school. She broke it off inside of her, and had to go to the hospital. One of her friends came over and her brother told her friend, and it was over after that. Fast forward 10 years later and one of my friends was dating her. It was very hard to tell him about it, but when I did, he said "I wondered why she liked Hot dogs so much" He stayed with her for a while afterwards too, which made me feel uncomfortable cause she knew I knew, and knew I told my friend.
    That's nothing to leave someone over..

    Our highschool rumor was with a maglite flashlight and the head got stuck or some bullshit. We also had the girl that did the gearshift in the parking lot.

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    Exactly what I was thinking. Why the hell would you leave somebody over that? I wouldn't even bat an eye. Nothing to feel 'uncomfortable' about later on.

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    And video sounds hot. hahaha. I think.... or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Null View Post
    Exactly what I was thinking. Why the hell would you leave somebody over that? I wouldn't even bat an eye. Nothing to feel 'uncomfortable' about later on.
    Oh no, they broke up cause she was crazy. It had nothing to do with her screwing hotdogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Oh no, they broke up cause she was crazy. It had nothing to do with her screwing hotdogs.
    Oh you made it sound like it was weird he stayed with her after finding out about the hotdogs or that you thought it was weird he did or something.

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    My thoughts as well. Now I see. Crazy bitches are only good for one thing and it aint dating that's for sure.

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    So do they have to fill out descriptive police reports of child porn also? fuck.

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    This story makes me want to be a detective even more.

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    Heh. So she tried to sic the cops on him because of an upcoming custody battle? How would you like to be there for that now.

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