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    Dear Kuya

    Kuya I have a letter for you. Read my letter Kuya. This is for Kuya's eyes only.

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    I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting man when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Kuya's fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting men. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold boy would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Kuya will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.


    I mean every word of it.

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    Perhaps one of the best letters i ever received in my entire life minus the one about the government money.

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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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    GOVT MONEY LOL

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    I want that money back Kuya.

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    Capitalism says i can have bonuses for being super awesome.

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    Holy shit, BRP was James Joyce all along

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    BAGEL GET OUT HERE

    I CANT REPOST ANYTHING

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    I can't help it if I find /co/ entertaining even though I don't read comics

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    In fact, I think I'll go there riiiight now!

    Muahahaha

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    I am about to post a few issues of comics there right now. I hope it isn't ignored like last time.

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    I have a reason to go to 4chan.

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    Yeah for shit like this:

    http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1237514030511.jpg

    Yes I realize this will be gone in an hour, i don't care lol

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    Where the fuck were you, BRP, when I was asking for comic suggestions a while back?

    Fuck you.

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    SHE NEEDS BUTTONS FOR EYES

    EDIT: Look at the link in my sig you incompetent fool.

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    WELCOME COMRADES

    TO RIPOSTE COMIC BOOK THEATRE

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    By the way, Frankenstein is the doctor, not the animated flesh monster.
    Just thought you should know.