Random Complaint Thread

[Plow]

speaking of dual wield, people are going to hate me but my current complaint is that the only starshatter that's dropped for us was the one I got with my coin on normal, and we had 2 elegions drop on normal, 1 on heroic, and I can't use sha of fear weap for dps cuz it's my tank weap, so I'm stuck dual wielding for now too...

and masterfrost was fun in cata for like... a week

[Clemz]

Speaking of masterfrost, would really love to switch to that so I can stop swearing every time I hit FS right as KM procs and I lose it. Hopefully the changes to make procs more reliable in 5.1 fix that, but holy shit is it annoying.

[Plow]

don't spam your frost strikes, wait for the next global

2hand has fairly significant downtime these days, the key to maximizing the dmg is controlling when that downtime is by waiting for procs when appropriate and spreading your frost strikes out to avoid accidental KM wastes

[Plow]

elitistjerks has a 2nd frost thread about it atm actually:

http://elitistjerks.com/f72/t131138-...tactics_2hand/

[Clemz]

Yeah, I'm trying to work out a few kinks with it. I'm really having trouble with the amount of downtime, I've been so conditioned to always be hitting something that it's probably hurting me a lot.

[Plow]

Pally heals are fucking amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing in panda. Probably better than any time since beacon on jormungars.

however, we're pretty sure our pally is a computer, so take that as you will



quick clear of the last 4 on normals without messing with heroics cuz last night of week and missing important peoples...


I would have done such retarded numbers on Garalon since I got to dps but they made me run pheromones lol >< wind lord too but I got killed by the big aoe when we didn't have a cd qq

[Meresgi]

Logged in to do RBGs, no invite. Apparently someone else started leading the team last night and doesnt want a windwalker monk on the team so I have a 2200 CP cap I can't fill...fucking assholes

[Mortilox]

fucking hate it when people won't kick slackers in LFR. happened today in terrace, some shit priest afk'd the entire way through, dying to each boss, and when i called them out nothing happened and no one tried to kick.

also sha gave me a fucking chest i won't use, used my golden coin and another item popped up, my eyes lit up and.. another chest. GG bliz, thanks for the fucking sha crystals

[Korialstrasz]

The worst is when enough people vote to kick someone that the menu pops up for everyone and then fails because they all decline it.

[Correction]

While I'm happy to get 40 levels in a weekend on my brewmaster panda, I did manage to get 5 maraudon queues in a row :X

And I guess it's becoming a thing now where at least one person is basically terrible, even if they're wearing heirlooms they're a druid meleeing out of shapeshift form, or someone outpulling the healer's mana, etc. It's so different from a tank's perspective. The only saving grace is that monk tanking is pretty faceroll.

[Dryr]

fucking hate it when people won't kick slackers in LFR. happened today in terrace, some shit priest afk'd the entire way through, dying to each boss, and when i called them out nothing happened and no one tried to kick.

also sha gave me a fucking chest i won't use, used my golden coin and another item popped up, my eyes lit up and.. another chest. GG bliz, thanks for the fucking sha crystals

I've rolled the same legs from sha twice. I was mad, then I d/e and got a blood worth 3k>>

[Meresgi]

Can't delete a character if it has that WoW Dev mail item in the mailbox, pandas dont have a mailbox in their starting area...so you cant delete any alt pandas you make unless you level them to 20. g fucking g blizzard.

[Noobta]

20? You leave pandaland at like 11-12

[Leashedragon]

^Kind of funny, but would be rather annoying to have to level the character just to delete it.

Fuck CRZ. Seriously. Thanks for making me have to deal with every other server's douchebags ontop of my own servers. I liked being on a low/med population server. It meant I didn't have to deal with it that much and late night meant it was pretty dead. If I wanted an old world rare, it was easy to find. Mining/Herbing was easy. Instead, it now takes several hours just to get 4 freaking Golden Draenite from prospecting because good luck finding a node. Been camping Skoll the past two days. Know how many times it's been tamed? Zero that I know of. It's been killed everytime, even if it's being tamed. (Or so I've been told by other Hunters in the area). I've been the only one from my server in Storm Peaks most of that time. I would have had him several times over by now.

Region chat earlier in Storm Peaks was absolutely ridiculous. I wish I could say it was entertaining at the amount of stupid, but it actually made my head hurt.

[The Stig]

Hand of Salvation has been changed. This ability now removes all of a target's threat for 10 seconds.

Oh hohohohoho. Gonna be fun in LFR now when I get my Paladin to 90. This along with bubble ....

Well since I'm here:

- Fucking mages/shamans in my dungeons or LFR that won't hero or timewarp on my demand. In the case of dungeons, it seems love to save it until the last boss only despite some dungeons lasting for 15 minutes. I DO 150K (aoe) FUCKING TANK DPS I AM THE AUTHORTAI!
- Paladins that STILL don't cash might/kings
- Hunters/Warlocks that STILL don't turn off pet threat - DAFAQ HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE LAST 5 LEVELS AND/OR DUNGEONS seeing how you're nearly fully dungeon geared!?

Had a cute 12k DPS paladin last night too. Won't cast kings when asked. Got to last boss with the Goralon clone (who rams the gate). 2 other DPS hasn't been here before. I explain tacs quick, he interrupts and says "go". As I finished anyway I pulled. After about 4 mins (the other 2 were slow on the face) he asks "how can i damage him" - I laughed at him kindly and just told him to help me on the adds. He goes "what adds?" - I asked if he read what I said pre-fight, and he ignores that. Selective reading at its finest!

Seriously, if I was stupidly rich, I'd capture some of these wow players (with permission) and put them into a secure location under my care, like a laboratory, and then observe/examine them to see exactly WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE THINKING SOMETIMES!

[Thuronn]

Oh man this 3rd pvp dps cape, that Sha has dropped my hunter, will really shine next to my other two that I've gotten.

[Correction]

Oh hey blizz thanks for removing the only info I had on whether or not I was joining a fresh LFR run. Guess I'll never be killing stoneguard for my rogue weapons again.

Oh goody I can't disarm traps before Gara'jal anymore either. Rogues getting what they need!

[BaneTheBrawler]

Oh hohohohoho. Gonna be fun in LFR now when I get my Paladin to 90. This along with bubble ....

Well since I'm here:

- Fucking mages/shamans in my dungeons or LFR that won't hero or timewarp on my demand. In the case of dungeons, it seems love to save it until the last boss only despite some dungeons lasting for 15 minutes. I DO 150K (aoe) FUCKING TANK DPS I AM THE AUTHORTAI!
- Paladins that STILL don't cash might/kings
- Hunters/Warlocks that STILL don't turn off pet threat - DAFAQ HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE LAST 5 LEVELS AND/OR DUNGEONS seeing how you're nearly fully dungeon geared!?

Had a cute 12k DPS paladin last night too. Won't cast kings when asked. Got to last boss with the Goralon clone (who rams the gate). 2 other DPS hasn't been here before. I explain tacs quick, he interrupts and says "go". As I finished anyway I pulled. After about 4 mins (the other 2 were slow on the face) he asks "how can i damage him" - I laughed at him kindly and just told him to help me on the adds. He goes "what adds?" - I asked if he read what I said pre-fight, and he ignores that. Selective reading at its finest!

Seriously, if I was stupidly rich, I'd capture some of these wow players (with permission) and put them into a secure location under my care, like a laboratory, and then observe/examine them to see exactly WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE THINKING SOMETIMES!

if the mages/shamans aren't cooperating and the group has a hunter, ask him. if im on BM I always roll with a core hound (lust) and a quilen (brez) in my active stable. i'd pull them out just for the sheer "OMG I CAN LUST/BREZ" factor if other buffs were all covered. if someone asked specifically for one of them, I'd be downright delighted. Hunter has been all about utility the last couple expansions, and that's something many of us enjoy. Also, I wrote a neat macro that toggles growl on/off based on whether im in a group or not, and does the opposite if i hold alt while i click it. i also copied that macro into my stampede macro, so that if i do a double-tap, it toggles all my newly summoned pets to do the same. So no more growl spam, unless I want it. macros are fun like that.

also, when i'm a trillionaire, i'll set you up with the funding for your idiot investigation. Some people are so stupid it's fascinating.

[Tomino]

Can't delete a character if it has that WoW Dev mail item in the mailbox, pandas dont have a mailbox in their starting area...so you cant delete any alt pandas you make unless you level them to 20. g fucking g blizzard.

Open a ticket and ask a GM to delete your character for you.
Worked for me and a DK alt I once made.

[The Stig]

also, when i'm a trillionaire, i'll set you up with the funding for your idiot investigation. Some people are so stupid it's fascinating.

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So 5.1 hit, I log on and ...

I dunno. The sheer amount of items I can upgrade with valor just hit home with me.

I know I'm not supposed to upgrade them all. But man do I feel like NOT playing at the moment lol

Technically I guess it's not possible to upgrade them all realistically, unless we get slapped with a 11 (?. or 8, I forget) month Dragon Soul.