Originally Posted by
The Stig
Oh hohohohoho. Gonna be fun in LFR now when I get my Paladin to 90. This along with bubble ....
Well since I'm here:
- Fucking mages/shamans in my dungeons or LFR that won't hero or timewarp on my demand. In the case of dungeons, it seems love to save it until the last boss only despite some dungeons lasting for 15 minutes. I DO 150K (aoe) FUCKING TANK DPS I AM THE AUTHORTAI!
- Paladins that STILL don't cash might/kings
- Hunters/Warlocks that STILL don't turn off pet threat - DAFAQ HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE LAST 5 LEVELS AND/OR DUNGEONS seeing how you're nearly fully dungeon geared!?
Had a cute 12k DPS paladin last night too. Won't cast kings when asked. Got to last boss with the Goralon clone (who rams the gate). 2 other DPS hasn't been here before. I explain tacs quick, he interrupts and says "go". As I finished anyway I pulled. After about 4 mins (the other 2 were slow on the face) he asks "how can i damage him" - I laughed at him kindly and just told him to help me on the adds. He goes "what adds?" - I asked if he read what I said pre-fight, and he ignores that. Selective reading at its finest!
Seriously, if I was stupidly rich, I'd capture some of these wow players (with permission) and put them into a secure location under my care, like a laboratory, and then observe/examine them to see exactly WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE THINKING SOMETIMES!