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    St. Fiat
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    Exerpts from the Book of Brady

    Yea, let us begin. Praise Brady. Thank you all for coming today on this day of worship of the mighty Brady. Amen. Today we shall read from the Book of Brady. Yea, let us begin.



    From the Book of Red Mage, chapter 2: Lo, and Brady said unto the Vana'dielites, 'Thy Mages of Red, being different in the eyes of Brady from other mage jobs, I say unto them, for I am the LORD, that thou shalt raise thy sword in the name of Brady, for you are the Warrior Mages of the Vana'dielites.' So spake Brady, who is the LORD. So hearing the proclimations, the Mages of Red went forth to melee in the name of their LORD Brady, and heeded the words of the LORD to have always need of extra Hit Points, for in his mercy, he told them so.



    Amen.




    Turn now to the Book of Dark Knight, chapter 12. And the LORD Brady came unto the peoples of vana'diel and spake 'Yea, though thy Knights of Dark thresh thine enemies as they thresh thine wheat, thou shalt never forget that the Knights of Dark must always remember to cast their spells of Thunder upon the infidels and beasts of the land, lest they rouse the wrath of the LORD.' And so didst the Dark Knights go forth to cast Thunder, and it was good.




    Amen.




    From the book of Warrior, chapter 2: Spake Brady: 'Behold! Thy warriors I have gifted with the support job of Paladin, so that they might always be in service to their LORD. Lo, for I have given them untold power in gifts of armor, defense, and hit points. From this time forward, all thy tanks shall be as these WarriorPaladins, and thou shalt want not of enmity control.' And the Vana'dielites rejoiced, for Brady was good.




    Amen.




    From the book of Songs: Spake Brady unto the Vana'dielites, 'Thou shalt not always treasure conformity, for yea unto the Bards who are also Theives do I bestow my blessings, for I am the LORD. Though they be not as powerful in their support of others, yea, they bringeth untold treasures unto us all.' And the Vana'dielites rejoiced, for Wind Crystals were in abundance, and the LORD Brady was good.




    Amen.




    From the book of Nots: And the ground shook with Brady's wrath, the clouds darkening with his malice at the arrogance of the Vana'dielites. Seventen trumpets blared in the sky with the sound of thunder, and the LORD Brady's voice, filled with wrath and ruin, thundered across the plains. Spake He: 'Ruin upon thy houses! For it is written: The ninja subjob shall only be used for Agility, for its magics are feeble, its active and passive abilities are poor, and nothing good can come of its use. Thou hast defied me in this way, and thou shalt be punished for thy use of this most useless of sub jobs!' And the Vana'dielites trembled, looking in envy and fear upon the subbers of samurai and warrior.




    Amen.



    Dynamis
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    Stronghold Invasions!

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    Odin!

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    And a bunch of other stuff no one took screenshots of!


    Grats to Me on Etoile Toe Shoes and Tights.
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    Grats to Gorion on Terror Shield, Nashira Krackows, Valhalla Breastplate, and a bunch of other crap.
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    Grats to Popeh on being a douche. Oh, and Summoner's Doublet.
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    Grats to SObius on Mirage Jibbah and Keffiyeh, Sorcerer's Petasos, and some garbage he found in a tip.
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    Grats to Warthog on Duelist's Chapeau, Nashira Crackows, some other crap, but most importantly ---]BARD'S MOTHER FUCKING

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    And yea, thine people hath lawled at the awesomeness of thine update
    AMEN

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    dont you wish all that stuff from the brady guide was just a joke

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    The wow screenshots almost made me rofl in class.

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    The last line got me.

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    I loved this update Alleya. I should pick up a guide just to get some laughs out of it. Also a big lol at the loot whore of the month. Job adjustments will never be the same.

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    Good update, but Alleya is a poopface for not giving ANY notification for submitting pictures because I had a fair amount of them this month.

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    Good update, but Alleya is a poopface for not giving ANY notification for submitting pictures because I had a fair amount of them this month.
    Likewise >.>

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    Well, pre-Einherjar he did say he had a great idea for the update. And it was March 31

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Thanks for sharing the awesomeness Alleya lol. When I first started I customized all of my macros to read 100% verbatim like they had in the Brady guide. Needless to say I was the epitome of badass in Vana'diel circa 2004.

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    i did use that book for SC's they should bring that book back update! so that ToAU people can learn SC

    id take a sam/pld that knows how to sc over a sam/war that thinks its ok to auto attack fafnir to its face...and still does not understand a basic SC... whats so hard to understand about yuki> gekko or guil> gekko?
    and forget when you need to ask for sky gods man.

    lol anyways good job funny as always!

    also this made me pull that book out to read some of it my god its all so funny now.

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    I'm pretty sure it's spelled excerpts not exerpts, unless I'm being wooshed. I loved the Brady theme though.

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    Just as an interesting note:

    One of the earlier versions of the Brady guide says King Arthro can cast Waterga VI, watch out for that.

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    I enjoyed the WoW screenshots mixed in. :D

    *scrolling down, down down-- Wow, that's awfully colorful and red, where the heck is that? IC? No, too bright... oh, WoW!

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    Sweet they finally killed C'Thun. Keep on rockin bg.

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    lol XD got a few laughs from the brady play

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    A+++++ would read again

    But seriously, I should also pick up a Brady Guide just to get some laughs... it sounds incredibly humorous...

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    *has a brady guide*

    D:

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    lol the old brady guide, i remember when people used to copy the macros from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Angelyka- View Post
    lol the old brady guide, i remember when people used to copy the macros from there
    used?

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