The most awesome news story I've seen in a while.
Pregnant Woman Hit By Car While Running From Bear
"The bear spared me, and now it has to die. It's a bummer."
The most awesome news story I've seen in a while.
Pregnant Woman Hit By Car While Running From Bear
"The bear spared me, and now it has to die. It's a bummer."
oh no poor bear
Poor child. Bear as a middle name because they euthanized an innocent bear?
How retarded.
Elizabeth Bear, come here dear!
Mommy, how did I get your name?
I stupidly ran from a bear, they euthanized it, and I was hit by a car.
Mommy, you're a dumb bitch.
I know dear, I know.
Pedobear starts earlier and earlier.
I was drawn in by the topic title's win, and I am not disappointed
Indeed. I saw the title, pictured it in my head and laughed immediately. At least Bear is a better middle name than some others, I guess.
So if she had been hit by a bear while running from a car, would she have named the kid 'Car'?
Reminds me of a guy I knew in college. His first name was Cameron and middle name was Elvis. When he asked his parents why they named him that, their reason was he was conceived in the back seat of their car in Cameron Park after an Elvis concert.
Suddenly the fact that he was an alcoholic and a complete screw up made so much more sense.
We can only hope the daughter ends up being a bear furry.
If it's a girl, could at least go with Ursula ("little bear") for the middle name... I mean, it's a girl's name n' all.
epic win
Totally awesome how the dude in the car can hit a pregnant chick and get off scott free, but a bear who was just walking in the woods gets hunted down and killed.
If you ask me, I think they got that backwards
I think it's funnier that she's honoring a bear that was trying to kill her. Really, the guy who ran her down saved her life.