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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    If the Sand Snakes fight scenes were reversed, they'd be much less hated. The director / fight choreographer really did them bad in that first one.

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    They weren't great in this one either, they just compensated by cutting every half second so you couldn't follow the fights well.

    Beautiful cinematography, don't get me wrong, but the editing was abysmal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    also placing the flagship at the front rather than center of an armada so it's the most vulnerable and first to be boarded

    also the geography of Westeros/Varys's spy network making it nonsensical Euron's fleet could sail by Dragonstone to King's Landing yet Dany's forces would remain totally unaware

    also the fact that a naval battle fought at night in fog between two sides with the same kraken sails is like the worst idea ever

    but hey tits and violence and Martin's narrative got us here not logical underpinnings



    is it even debatable
    Didn't Euron arrive at KL before Danny reached Dragonstone then came on AshaYara's fleet on their way to Dorne? Still dumb they they apparently didn't have anyone scouting out KL for a Royal fleet but that was the explanation I heard that made the most sense so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Don't even get me started on Dany's eyebrows.

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    http://archive.li/fSOeg

    Even the moment in “Stormborn” where we might have expect to see a man’s “manhood” was ultimately defined by its absence. In a tender scene between Grey Worm and Missandei, the Unsullied warrior revealed his weakness—his feelings for her—and the two finally consummated their love. The scene’s tension was entirely built around his eunuch-hood: How is this going to work? Problem solved: The castrated Grey Worm goes down on his lady love in a fantastically feminist, empowering moment for the show, which in previous seasons has been dominated by sexual violence against women and male gratification.

    But just as the Mother of Dragons’ queendom was beginning to look like a cockless feminist utopia, in swung Euron of House Douchebro, King of the Fuckbois, Protector of the Patriarchy. And of course he arrived on a long, phallic plank.

    Euron’s arrival interrupted what would have second penis-free sexual encounter—a “foreign invasion”—between the rightful queen of the Iron Islands and the mother of the Sand Snakes, bringing unwanted and brutish violence to the episode. These savage, gore-heavy scenes are the worst part of Game of Thrones, and this one was no exception.

    For a moment though, before Urine Joystick/Eurin Mysnatch slid into our DMs, we got a glimpse of that sensual, euphoric, pussy-powered society. Game of Thrones’ women and castrated men have shown that you don’t need a penis to lead. Maybe someday America will understand that, too.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    My nigga

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    fucking lol

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    I mean this in the most heterosexual way but I hope the next episode is full of big throbbing veiny cocks.

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    The cockless council of nine was completed thwarted in their first day of combat by a lone frat boy looking to get his dick wet.
    Let that be a lesson to all you want a penis for warfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    The cockless council of nine was completed thwarted in their first day of combat by a lone frat boy looking to get his dick wet.
    Let that be a lesson to all you want a penis for warfare.
    My man

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    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle View Post
    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
    I've linked that video to people so many times I have it memorized.