Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?

[Kaludneisucks]

Incoming Shitty Thread GO!

"My GF left me"

"I Lyke teh coc"

"Ansem"

"AV Therory #456473: "

insert weak thread here.

[Sera]

1/10

Even your satire is terrible

[Kaludneisucks]

yep

[Ragnell]

I have to sneeze

[Kaludneisucks]

how do you say virgin in german?














Goesintight

[Ragnell]

thanks i guess

[Ohaigaiz]

when all else fails be super corny to get a cheap laugh

no one is laughing

[Kaludneisucks]

tell me about it..

[Darkslitter]

Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?

everyone else is better than you.

[Ivve]

everyone else is better than you.

this

[Sera]

Ivve, amuse me, I am so bored

[Dimmauk]

Incoming Shitty Thread GO!

"My GF left me"

"I Lyke teh coc"

"Ansem"

"AV Therory #456473: "

insert weak thread here.

Anyone that makes a thread like that is fucking idiot. You can be an idiot too.

[Ohaigaiz]

You are an idiot.

i rarely do this

[Absolutely Virtue]

Speaking of shitty threads, I had this ex girlfriend who had this great story. One time she was on a date with a guy, and she took him back to her house (she was a whore). She had to walk her dog when they first got there, so they walked him together.

They're out for a few minutes, and the dog stops to drop a deuce. He finishes, then stops a few seconds later to do it again. And does that again. And again. And again. Something is wrong. So, somewhat embarrassed that her dog has got the runs in front of this guy, she goes in for a closer look.

Something is hanging out of the dog's butt, and he keeps pewping to try to get it out. Something he ate that was obviously not meant to be eaten. But he's not making any progress, and it's just dangling there. She can tell he's miserable, and she doesn't know what to do. The guy to his credit, is pretending not to notice any of this.

So she does the only thing she can do. She has the poor dog sit down, and she puts her foot on the thing that is now maybe six inches dangling from the dog's butt. She makes him stand up, and he finally does.

And the fucking thing just keeps going and going, foot after foot, out of the dog. He finally gets maybe six feet away, and it reaches the end and SNAPS back. They both get smacked in the legs by an entire pair of panty hose, digested whole and covered in dog shit. She still fucks the guy. He does not call her again.

True story.

[Sera]

Well clearly she had to sleep with him after that, they both needed a shower and obviously they had to shower together to conserve water and ensure they both got hot showers, and we all know what happens after couples showering.

[Absolutely Virtue]

still a whore. fantastic (o )( o) though. like for realreal.

[Dimmauk]

Speaking of shitty threads, I had this ex girlfriend who had this great story. One time she was on a date with a guy, and she took him back to her house (she was a whore). She had to walk her dog when they first got there, so they walked him together.

They're out for a few minutes, and the dog stops to drop a deuce. He finishes, then stops a few seconds later to do it again. And does that again. And again. And again. Something is wrong. So, somewhat embarrassed that her dog has got the runs in front of this guy, she goes in for a closer look.

Something is hanging out of the dog's butt, and he keeps pewping to try to get it out. Something he ate that was obviously not meant to be eaten. But he's not making any progress, and it's just dangling there. She can tell he's miserable, and she doesn't know what to do. The guy to his credit, is pretending not to notice any of this.

So she does the only thing she can do. She has the poor dog sit down, and she puts her foot on the thing that is now maybe six inches dangling from the dog's butt. She makes him stand up, and he finally does.

And the fucking thing just keeps going and going, foot after foot, out of the dog. He finally gets maybe six feet away, and it reaches the end and SNAPS back. They both get smacked in the legs by an entire pair of panty hose, digested whole and covered in dog shit. She still fucks the guy. He does not call her again.

True story.

God bless this women. What a trooper.

[mootsfox]

everyone else is better than you.

I was going to make a witty remark similar to yours but you did it first, so I'll just quote your post and put nothing of value into my part of this post.