Let's talk about Queefs

[Plow]

First off, I can't help but giggle whenever I hear it. Now, I don't exactly want to hook up with this girl, but she's starting to become more and more clingy every time we hang out. We met on Friday and fucked on Tuesday. Ok, she's a bit loose in the goose, but that's fine, I'm not about to be serious with this shit, after all she doesn't even like giving head (automatic red flag).

A little bit more background on the situation, I go to Tampa, (FL) for school, and I live in Ft. Lauderdale (4hrs? away). She lives in Tampa, and is transferring to Nova Southeastern in Ft. Laudy. Right away I'm not down to do a long distance relationship, but I haven't told her that, because all we've been doing is butt fucking (minus butt because it HURTS apparently, wtf).

What I'm really asking advice for is how to break it to her that I don't want to be her, but at the same time not make it look like I'm an asshole for fucking and dipping, (I'm not really good at that).


tl;dr - Queefing bitch needs to go.

I've had a girl I knew for a couple weeks talking, no flirting of any sort just get in my car and go "so do you wanna fuck or what?" She was hot, so I was like "uh, sure." Like a week later she was all in love and shit and being pissy because I didn't want to come hang out with her friends...

No matter how much of a ho, once you fuck them you're always going to look like an asshole in their eyes unless they break it off, and more than likely then, too.

[Kiro]

Who cares, if a female is going to give it up that easy you shouldn't feel bad for accepting her offer.

It's just common courtesy.

[Arrmani]

a little open hand shocker is nice too from behid, thumg in the ass, a few fingers in the pussy and rest heavily stimulating a slick, wet clit -- generally a nice warm up for anal

obviously jersey knows, and it seems prob dim (hell after that long of marriage she better take in the bum, and we know thick girls love it in the bum, my girl's curvy and she's bad bad bad) but if you've ever watched a porn where the girl's asshole isn't ruuuuined, she'll probably be stimulating her clit initially out of necessity, anal is uncomfortable and at times painful, but good pain I'm told (there can be bad, and that's when you stop) so they stimulate their clit to dorwn out the initial discomfort

anyway some good anal foreplay, tongues and fingers, warm it up with a well aimed spit from above (my girl loves i when I bulls-eye her while my dick is in her, getting her relaxed and psyched and ready for anal) and she'll be ready to go


be a considerate lover, anal without lube is mean (or at least drunk enough to take it with some good spit and a relaxed asshole)

Do you guys have any advice other than just sticking it in? My girl is really paranoid about anal, and gets upset when I move my hand too close, even with clothes on.

[Sirenia]

Queefing has nothing to do with size of either partner. It happens when your ass is up in the air.

[Plow]

If you're talking about while you're fucking, it's simple physics. If you happen to create a pocket of air and then close it, golly gee, it escapes when there's an opening.

Complex shit right thar.

[Azkarin2]

Do you guys have any advice other than just sticking it in? My girl is really paranoid about anal, and gets upset when I move my hand too close, even with clothes on.

Alcohol.

[Azalee]

Wow I really need to learn to read BG over the weekend haha. This turned into some big sex tip orgy chat lol.

On the subject of queefs, only happened to me once... the guy's dick wasn't that big, doggy style.. And he made it worse by saying "I heaaarrdddd that!"

[Kyten]

What a dick haha