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    DrWaffles/Krye/Numbers/Yuri and other gay guys

    How do you gay guys take dicks in your ass? I had to take a hydrocortizone pill in the rectum for a hemorrhoid, and it was the most uncomfortable thing ever. Would it have been easier to take if I drank a cosmopolitan or wine cooler first?

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    This nigga got hemorrhoids

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    I would imagine that would have an effect on the feeling.

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    You ever take a shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You ever take a shit?
    Yeah, I think I might take too many shits. I take like 3 a day. Plus I have to sit on my ass for 8 hours at my work, so that doesnt help. I run and bike too, and with the hot and humid weather, it makes a perfect storm for hemorrhoids/Swamp ass.

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    Kuya says taking a dicking is like taking a shit, I hope you don't enjoy your shits.

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    I shit in shame.

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    I had an anal fissure last year.

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    But I don't stuff pokemon in my ass so I dunno how it happened.

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    Probably shit too furiously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I had an anal fissure last year.
    I was wonder that I might have one, but they say only fat people get them. Where you scared when you saw the bloody toilet paper?

    I also shit in shame, and I even courtesy flush myself at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Probably shit too furiously.
    Well, I do shit in Slow Motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    I was wonder that I might have one, but they say only fat people get them. Where you scared when you saw the bloody toilet paper?
    Didnt happen, i just couldn't stand the feeling of having what felt like a tennis ball in my ass.

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    Why are you acting like you aren't like 250 pounds dim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Didnt happen, i just couldn't stand the feeling of having what felt like a tennis ball in my ass.
    WTF?! God damn that sounds horrible.

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    Things that help ease the initial discomfort:

    1. Alcohol and/or drugs.
    2. Proper lubrication.
    3. Prior experience.

    The first time hurts like hell for most people. Without getting too graphic, subsequent sessions are usually less of a struggle as you might imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Why are you acting like you aren't like 250 pounds dim?
    LOL.

    Cause I'm not.......anymore. I've recently lost alot of weight. I gotta get ripped for the beaches brah.

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    Is there an anal hymen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    WTF?! God damn that sounds horrible.
    It was, I could shove my ass back inside my left cheek.

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    Regardless of your weight, you're a faggot for asking for tips on anal sex.

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