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  1. #1
    23 years old
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    Woke up

    got up near eleven o'clock
    Butt naked except I was wearing my socks.

  2. #2
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    and that's cool, 'cause most the time this floor is cold
    stand up and stretch look around this mess

  3. #3
    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    Don't forget to check your email.

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    my place has been a cage since she left me
    make my way to the kitchen, start the coffee
    then dip to the bathroom, begin the triple-s
    and wash the previous evening off me

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    now out the shower, get dry, shove a q-tip in my ear
    well, what do we have here?
    it appears as if a piece of me has got motivation
    ain't nothin' wrong with a little morning masturbation

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