Large Hardon Collider

[Woozie]

Rofl

[Mizango]

haha

[Kaylia]

Lol, that's great.


QM would have been more appropriate for me though, in the 3rd panel.

[Eliseos]

QM would have been more appropriate for me though, in the 3rd panel.

Andddd delivered:

Spoiler: show

[Shiroikage]

These days, it feels more like I'm doing physics than anything else.

[Mizango]

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-04-....html#firstCmt

US atom smasher may have found new force of nature

US physicists are to announce Wednesday that data from a major atom smasher lab may have revealed a new elementary particle, or potentially a new force of nature.

A spokeswoman from the US Department of Energy's Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, which operates the powerful particle accelerator Tevatron, said the results would be released at 2100 GMT (1600 CDT) but offered no further details.

"Nobody knows what this is," said Christopher Hill, a theorist at Fermilab who was not part of the team, according to the New York Times.

"If it is real, it would be the most significant discovery in physics in half a century."

The Times report said the findings relate to a "suspicious bump" in the physicists' data and could involve "a new and unexpected version of the long-sought Higgs-boson."

Sometimes called the "God Particle," the Higgs-boson has long eluded physicists who believe it could explain why particles have mass and its discovery is one of the most sought-after in all of physics.

:3

[Mizango]

Man, imagine the rage in CERN if Fermi is kicking them around with a miniscule budget and supposedly close to closing its doors.

[Kaylia]

Lol eliseos

@Miz

Didn't they find another unknown particles a while back? Is it the same, or a new one.

[Mizango]

This is a "new" one. Whatever happened to the other one they found? lol

It sort of was here one min and POOF, gone the next.

[Chun Liroy]

Kinda like religious sins.

[Eliseos]

Getting trolled by particles.

Had an exam today. A bunch of us in the class knew some people who took it last semester. They let us use the midterm they took last semester to study for the one today. It was the exact same exam.

[Mizango]

Kinda like religious sins.

lol

[Chun Liroy]

Man, I like non-sciences sometimes but why does everything involve you writing about boring shit
Oh, and Miz, I gotta write a report and do a presentation on Marine Iguanas for the Galapagos class. They've always been my favorite. Just gotta spread dat Jelly.

[Mizango]

Man, I like non-sciences sometimes but why does everything involve you writing about boring shit
Oh, and Miz, I gotta write a report and do a presentation on Marine Iguanas for the Galapagos class. They've always been my favorite. Just gotta spread dat Jelly.

Oh man lol, im salty. Thats something id write for free QQ

[Eliseos]

Man, I like non-sciences sometimes but why does everything involve you writing about boring shit

edit: im dum nevermind.

[Chun Liroy]

Obviously the english majors that lurk this thread, Eli. I'm just procrastinating this paper -.-

[Eliseos]

Yeah the "you" in that statement threw me off

[Chun Liroy]

Can someone translate.

Yo dawg, I heard you like massive gauge bosons so I put a Higgs field in your standard model so you can add mass terms to your Lagrangian while you break electroweak symmetry.

[Eliseos]

It sounds like someone trying to sound smart and throw out random physics buzzwords. Either that or that shitty meme makes it sound more retarded than it is. Or both.

[Chun Liroy]

Well, my friend posted it. It is the xzibit meme indeed, lol. I figured they were related some how though.