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    New Study: Cat's Control Us

    Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds - Yahoo! News

    If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.

    Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings.

    This meow is actually a purr mixed with a high-pitched cry. While people usually think of cat purring as a sign of happiness, some cats make this purr-cry sound when they want to be fed. The study showed that humans find these mixed calls annoying and difficult to ignore.

    "The embedding of a cry within a call that we normally associate with contentment is quite a subtle means of eliciting a response," said Karen McComb of the University of Sussex. "Solicitation purring is probably more acceptable to humans than overt meowing, which is likely to get cats ejected from the bedroom."

    They know us

    Previous research has shown similarities between cat cries and human infant cries.

    McComb suggests that the purr-cry may subtly take advantage of humans' sensitivity to cries they associate with nurturing offspring. Also, including the cry within the purr could make the sound "less harmonic and thus more difficult to habituate to," she said.

    McComb got the idea for the study from her experience with her own cat, who would consistently wake her up in the mornings with a very insistent purr. After speaking with other cat owners, she learned that some of their cats also made the same type of call. As a scientist who studies vocal communication in mammals, she decided to investigate the manipulative meow.

    Tough to test

    Setting up the experiments wasn't easy. While the felines used purr-cries around their familiar owners, they were not eager to make the same cries in front of strangers. So McComb and her team trained cat owners to record their pets' cries - capturing the sounds made by cats when they were seeking food and when they were not. In all, the team collected recordings from 10 different cats.

    The researchers then played the cries back for 50 human participants, not all of whom owned cats. They found that humans, even if they had never had a cat themselves, judged the purrs recorded while cats were actively seeking food - the purrs with an embedded, high-pitched cry - as more urgent and less pleasant than those made in other contexts.

    When the team re-synthesised the recorded purrs to remove the embedded cry, leaving all else unchanged, the human subjects' urgency ratings for those calls decreased significantly.

    McComb said she thinks this cry occurs at a low level in cats' normal purring, "but we think that cats learn to dramatically exaggerate it when it proves effective in generating a response from humans." In fact, not all cats use this form of purring at all, she said, noting that it seems to most often develop in cats that have a one-on-one relationship with their owners rather than those living in large households, where their purrs might be overlooked.

    The results were published in the July 14 issue of the journal Current Biology
    I'd always figured cats were evil and had been training us for the day when they would rise up to enslave us, and now the Catpocalypse seems ever closer with this grave news!

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    Yes, I read this yesterday on Science daily lol. Good thing I fucking hate cats.

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    Don't need a scientific study to know motherfuckers are controlled by pussy.

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    My brothers cats try to do this to me, I tell them to go whine to someone who cares. God I hate cats, well all pets in general really.

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    My mom used to have a cat called Chairman Meow.

    Goddamn annoying.

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    Where is that image of the "Your Cat is Planning to Murder You". Where they show the pawing as a sign of tenderizing and such. This has been known for years!

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    i'm a dog person, and science tell us they see us humans as gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post
    My mom used to have a cat called Chairman Meow.

    Goddamn annoying.
    HAHA awesome.

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    Pretty neat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leb View Post
    Where is that image of the "Your Cat is Planning to Murder You". Where they show the pawing as a sign of tenderizing and such. This has been known for years!
    How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You


    Its alot different pics so I'll just link it

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    New Study: Cats Annoy Us

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    I recently discovered that the Thai for "do not want" is "meow". Or, at least, it sounds like it.

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    I'm highly allergic to cats, so I hate them more than anything. Well, maybe not as much as mosquitoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    I recently discovered that the Thai for "do not want" is "meow". Or, at least, it sounds like it.
    Do not want = mai awe

    No = mai

    not meow lol

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    iono how this is a new study. If you have had a cat long enough it's pretty obvious they're incharge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Good thing I fucking hate cats.
    QFT. Pets suck plain and simple.

    Why should I have to take care of something that isn't me?

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    Cat's also control our apostrophe's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post
    Do not want = mai awe

    No = mai

    not meow lol
    The way my Thai friend pronounces it is "my ow", which sounds a lot like an elongated meow or miao when she says it quickly in her accent. At least to me, anyway!

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    So this is basically saying that when a cat wants something, it meow-purrs to get it...and so cats control you by this? Well no shit. Dogs do it too. When they want to go out they cry/whimper/bark to make you do it. Babies and children cry when they want something. Girls are sluts or whine when they want something.

    I mean, it just doesn't seem that scientific that if you throw a tantrum then you get what you want. I don't see how this is any different.

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