The canoe trip was amazingly uneventful. The only casualty were two iPhones because the people were too fucking stupid to leave them at the campsite. They had them in a plastic bag with all their cigarettes. Sure enough the canoe tipped over and the bag was open. Though there was massive pinball gathering at my buddy Brian's over the weekend. There were definitely some shenanigans. So that could be story worthy. Let's just say Gentle Ben was so rocked that I took him home at ten.