There are many like it, but this one is mine. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must weave my thread true. I must post faster than any enemy who is trying to rickroll me. I must weave him before he weaves me. I will....
My thread and myself know that what counts in this forum is not the posts we weave, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the weaves that count. We will weave...
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its responses, its infractions, its readers and its weavers. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will....
Before Ryko I swear this creed. My thread and myself are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of kittens. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but Peace.