Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce

[MaachaQ]

August 1, 2009
Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce
Affairs on both sides
Updated 10:22am AKDT
AlaskaReport has learned this morning that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.


A National Enquirer story exposing previous affairs on both sides led to a deterioration of their marriage and the stress from that led to Palin's resignation as governor of Alaska.

The Palins were noticeably not speaking to each other at last Sunday's resignation speech in Fairbanks. Sarah ditched Todd (MSNBC) right after the speech and left without him. Sarah removed her wedding ring a couple of weeks ago.

Sarah has recently purchased land in Montana and is considering moving the family there. Sarah Palin is originally from Idaho.


Todd Palin told Fox News last week that he was heading back to his job in the oil fields of Alaska, yet Sarah recently signed a book deal reportedly worth $11 million.

Editor's note: AlaskaReport was the first website to report that Sarah Palin was running for governor of Alaska and the first website to report that Sarah was picked as John McCain's VP candidate.

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Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce

I'm not good with the clever thread titles... a mod can change if they think of something catchy ^^;

[Atreides]

in b4 someone calls you anti-american

[BRP]

Oh no!

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Hmmm, no, this is not enough to convey my emotion. I will try again.


Ohhhh noooooo!!!~

[Elvis]

I'd feel bad for her, but the Internets have destroyed my capacity for empathy.

[Pirian]

This is not unexpected but still fucking hilarious.

[Souj]

She's getting a divorce because it's what's best for America!

[Atreides]

she doesnt want to be a lame duck wife

[Milkster]

Oh lawdy. I wonder.

[Orph]

Sex Tapes will be out within 2 months

[_chuchu]

hurrrr that's what she needed time for, and how will the neocons look up to her now?

[Mizango]

Lief won't take this well.

[Kryssan]

Wow, she seems to take early outs on everything she starts, eh? All I can see is that 'Quitter' logo that was a mimicry of 'Twitter' on the Daily Show...

[Ksandra]

Lief won't take this well.

no she's doing what every proud american does. REPUB 4 LYFE!

[Boyiee]

Oh no!

EDIT:

Hmmm, no, this is not enough to convey my emotion. I will try again.


Ohhhh noooooo!!!~

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[Leif]

Poor Sarah. I hope she got a prenup.

[Vajra]

I cant wait til all the news and tonight shows start talking about this during the week :0!

[Denchi]

Good republicans don't get divorced. I bet my parents hate her now (not sure if they ever liked her, but this would do it either way)

[Vajra]

Poor Sarah.

A National Enquirer story exposing previous affairs on both sides led to a deterioration of their marriage and the stress from that led to Palin's resignation as governor of Alaska.

Yeah this is some how Todd's fault, when the article clearly states that they were both cheating on each other o.0.

[Athas]

It'll really crack me up when she's campaigning again and starts preaching about 'wholesome American family values'.

[bigrougabagel]

A national Enquirer story? I'll believe it when that vampire baby bursts forth from her whom on national tv.