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    Breaking News: Same sex marriage to ruin the lives of women everywhere

    How Women Will Be Hurt by Gay Marriage - Kingdom of Priests

    I ganked this from another forum. I didn't see this posted anywhere, but if it's been brought up in the past, feel free to delete this topic. BG always seems like the place to post things that make you lose your faith in humanity.

    The summary of the article taken straight from the guy on the other forum because it's too perfect:

    Gay sex is so incomparably wonderful that given half a chance, every single man on earth will completely abandon women in order to seek the company of his fellow man, thus leaving nobody at all for all the women. Now, before you object that women will simply respond this unfortunate state of affairs by seeking comfort in each other's arms, be aware that such a thing will never work--for women, lacking as they do the essential male genitalia, are sadly quite incapable of ever properly satisfying one another as men can. Indeed, women are so fundamentally crappy in bed and men so amazing that the current social stigma against homosexuality is in fact the only thing that still allows women to get any at all. Legalizing same-sex marriage would help to erode this stigma, and thus it is necessary for us to keep same-sex marriage illegal in order to prevent an unparalleled epidemic of sexually frustrated women in our society.

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    It's okay, I'll be a shoulder for the womenfolk to cry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow_k View Post
    epidemic of sexually frustrated women in our society.
    Sounds good to me

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    Except it won't matter, because we'll all be having sex with men. After all, who wants a penny when you can snag a bar of gold.

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    and thus it is necessary for us to keep same-sex marriage illegal in order to prevent an unparalleled epidemic of sexually frustrated women in our society.
    Just fucking.... lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow_k View Post
    Except it won't matter, because we'll all be having sex with men. After all, who wants a penny when you can snag a bar of gold.
    If that penny has a vagina AND an asshole, yeah. I'll fuck a penny.

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    Daywinism.

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    I guess we have nothing but this to look forward to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blabj View Post
    It's okay, I'll be a shoulder for the womenfolk to cry on.
    seriously, this is my response.


    Also exit only etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow_k View Post
    How Women Will Be Hurt by Gay Marriage - Kingdom of Priests

    I ganked this from another forum. I didn't see this posted anywhere, but if it's been brought up in the past, feel free to delete this topic. BG always seems like the place to post things that make you lose your faith in humanity.

    The summary of the article taken straight from the guy on the other forum because it's too perfect:
    What faith in humanity? Also, the quote looks like a troll, but it's pretty funny.

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    /ranton

    That paragraph pisses me off for a number of reasons. First off, a woman can give another woman anything that a man can and probably do it better. The saying goes, "A woman knows what a woman wants". Number two, "Indeed, women are so fundamentally crappy in bed and men so amazing that the current social stigma against homosexuality is in fact the only thing that still allows women to get any at all." Crappy in bed? Yeah, I am crappy in bed and that's why I make my husband climb the walls every night and thank god he has such a wonderfully talented bed partner to spend the rest of his life with. Number three, "Gay sex is so incomparably wonderful that given half a chance, every single man on earth will completely abandon women in order to seek the company of his fellow man." I am not ashamed to say that I have done anal a number of times. It might feel different, man on man, but for a woman(not all women, just me) it is a stronger orgasm, but there is also considerable pain that kinda downplays all the fun. I can't see a man, any hetero man, refusing his woman counterpart to go have sex with another man.

    /rantoff

    lol It better be a troll....

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    Legalize it mannnn.

    The less competition I have, the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadrian View Post
    /ranton

    That paragraph pisses me off for a number of reasons. First off, a woman can give another woman anything that a man can and probably do it better. The saying goes, "A woman knows what a woman wants". Number two, "Indeed, women are so fundamentally crappy in bed and men so amazing that the current social stigma against homosexuality is in fact the only thing that still allows women to get any at all." Crappy in bed? Yeah, I am crappy in bed and that's why I make my husband climb the walls every night and thank god he has such a wonderfully talented bed partner to spend the rest of his life with. Number three, "Gay sex is so incomparably wonderful that given half a chance, every single man on earth will completely abandon women in order to seek the company of his fellow man." I am not ashamed to say that I have done anal a number of times. It might feel different, man on man, but for a woman(not all women, just me) it is a stronger orgasm, but there is also considerable pain that kinda downplays all the fun. I can't see a man, any hetero man, refusing his woman counterpart to go have sex with another man.

    /rantoff

    lol It better be a troll....
    Sarcasm detector where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadrian View Post
    /ranton

    That paragraph pisses me off for a number of reasons. First off, a woman can give another woman anything that a man can and probably do it better. The saying goes, "A woman knows what a woman wants". Number two, "Indeed, women are so fundamentally crappy in bed and men so amazing that the current social stigma against homosexuality is in fact the only thing that still allows women to get any at all." Crappy in bed? Yeah, I am crappy in bed and that's why I make my husband climb the walls every night and thank god he has such a wonderfully talented bed partner to spend the rest of his life with. Number three, "Gay sex is so incomparably wonderful that given half a chance, every single man on earth will completely abandon women in order to seek the company of his fellow man." I am not ashamed to say that I have done anal a number of times. It might feel different, man on man, but for a woman(not all women, just me) it is a stronger orgasm, but there is also considerable pain that kinda downplays all the fun. I can't see a man, any hetero man, refusing his woman counterpart to go have sex with another man.

    /rantoff

    lol It better be a troll....
    I think I love you.

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    Remember kids, lesbians are fine, but the world ends if the balls touch.

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    If this passes and it looks okay for women to sleep together, I may never get laid again ._.a And you really can't fault women who wanna sleep with women.

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    What the fuck is this shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amastacia View Post
    Sarcasm detector where?

    I am sorry if, over the internet, I cannot fully comprehend the tone of sarcasm but that has nothing to do with my sexual persuasion. That's exactly why I said, "lol It better be a troll...."
    I can't imagine someone really thinking that. They are either using sarcasm or they really are that fucking stupid. Not everyone can get sarcasm right, so I am just going to say s/he is retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ququroon View Post
    Remember kids, lesbians are fine, but the world ends if the balls touch.
    What if you are doing DP on a chick? Still gay?

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    Yup still gay

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