WARNING: Jacob Futch / A.K.A: Jamofu, Deemos, Guni, Futchy,Ikuni, UPDATED 9/17 Ekotren on Asura

[Fenrey Varn]

Are they all gonna have funny response pictures like the one above, cause if so I want them uploaded just to see that.

Given some time, I could scramble something up.

[TehKerm]

Good im glad he fucking left my server, the fucking moron is beyond stupidity's limit. Last i saw him was at Attowha where he wiped an itza like a pro and i jacked that shit from him, soon followed by a futchy smash talk. next thing you know hes gone. On another note he didnt have a gandiva on valefor, must have recently ripped his LS off to obtain it then left in huff. fucking cockbite, levithan please make his life hell for 90 days.

[Gredival]

Makes you wonder how much this guy has spent on server transfers alone for multiple characters lol.

He wants to leave his mark on every server.

[TehKerm]

Certainly seems like the asswipe is a huge attention whore if he wont hide despite all the shit said about him.

[Fenrey Varn]

Okay, so I'm back...with screenshots and reaction images, like Cleverness wanted.

So we're doing Lamprey Lord, right? The first 2 kills I've done with him went alright. Then we get ready to do round 3 and this happens.

Spoiler: show

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch1.jpg

Seriously? I didn't see that at first because I was locking my eyes on Lamprey Lord to try and stun it for hate.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch2.jpg

I had hate for a while, but then it turned for the worse when it went after the idiot:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch3.jpg

It had killed us too quickly to even get a clear glimpse at what happened for a while, and being absent-minded as I was trying to get hate back...well, just read.

Spoiler: show

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch4.jpg

Meh, so what, mistakes are made, we all live and move on. Then I read this-

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch5.jpg

If it's ANYTHING that sets my rage meter up to 80%, it's blaming EVERYTHING on me without reasonable thought. Not to mention, I find this guy to be the perfect model for that now. So, I have at it with him:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch6.jpg

So I leave the party on my own volition, to be the better man and walk away from it all. But I guess the dumbass doesn't want to.

Spoiler: show

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...L/Futch6-2.jpg

Yes, Keef, you did warn me about this guy, but damn! I didn't expect to have a handful. >_>

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...Futch6-3-1.jpg

I had him there. Or so I thought until he whipped this out.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...YUNOHASTE2.jpg

My brain just went blank for a second in the IMMENSE AWE of this comment alone. Someone who plays WHM and REFUSES to cast haste on purpose?! WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?!

It just went on and on and on...

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http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch7.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch8.jpg

I'm thinking, "why am I even bothering telling this Low-IQ imbecile all this?" There's gotta be something to give, right? By the way, remember when I told him about his Shortcomings?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...AIL/Futch9.jpg

Yeah. -23 Ain't shit in comparison. >_> Now, I could say that much -enmity gear isn't necessary, but I would surely think you guys would agree that it would be situational. I do a double-take in my log, however, and I do see that he didn't cast a single cure. For once, he's right, and I say something to try and calm the shitstorm down.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...IL/Futch10.jpg

THEN HE TRIES TO MAKE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE BAD GUY?!

I am BEYOND annoyed at this point. I WANT IT TO END.

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So, does he expect me to think, "wow, what was I thinking?" I think he was, because I did not, give, a, single, fuck, about what he says at this point.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...IL/Futch11.jpg

HE'S A LIAR, IT MEANT ALL THE "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK" IT MEANT.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...IL/Futch12.jpg

THANK. GOD. If I had to fight through his cesspool of shit-spew any longer and I would've lost it completely. Oh yeah, I sent one last kind message to his mule when he hadn't blisted me yet:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...youasshole.jpg

THE MASSACRE OF THE BRAIN CELLS END HERE.

tl;dr I raged when I was blamed for everything when he was responsible for some of the things that could have been avoided. Shit hit the fan and got tossed around. You can call me retarded for even arguing with him. I don't care. There is just no way am I going to treat anyone with that attitude any differently. Either way, I hope at the LEAST this provided you all some entertainment. And forgive some of the grammar. I was tired as shit by the time I was making the last touches.

My fellow Leviathan residents: I say we give him hell for the next 90 days.

[isladar]

You are forgiven your mad for the amount of effort you put into cataloging all this. Bravo.

[Draylo]

lol'd

[Shirai]

Need... air... can't stop... laughing...

[Snprphnx]

New Gimp/Confused/WTF player thread title : I want to vomit up your asshole

[Cleverness]

I am so glad I asked for this

[S N K]

Ok I seriously lol'd at this...

[Beave]

That was so much more than I could have ever expected from this thread!

[Esvedium]

http://files.sharenator.com/bravo_RE...500-165465.jpg

[Fenrey Varn]

Glad you like it guys, I had a laugh making it. 8)

[Weeks]

Not to defend the guy, who is clearly a tool, but it's one Flash. Stun has the same enmity, so he's going to lose hate if you do almost anything that generates hate or once someone else causes like 550 damage. Yeah, Lamprey Lord will drop a mage fast with the triple attack rounds, but get past the fact that he used Flash. If he Flashes after you've swung and hit LL even once the fight probably goes smoother than if he just lets it whale on you.

[Fenrey Varn]

Yeah, but generally you want the tank to build hate first, right? I had hate but I had a hard time getting it back after I had stunned it. With the yellow HP I was currently at and with third eye being down, my options that weren't detrimental to me were limited.

Plus why he would poisona first and not cure is beyond me, since LL's poison just comes right back on being hit.

Regardless, yes, hate could've been better managed, but the point was, it shouldn't have turned as ugly as this tool wanted it to.

[Darkmagi]

Good work, I hope this guy doesn't end up back on my server again anytime soon.

[TehKerm]

I fucking love you for exposing that BRAVO INDEED!

[Aurara]

oh my god.................lol

[urat]

lolhaste, awesome.