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    or Falisa if she wants to, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanz L. Barre The 3rd View Post
    I've been reflecting on a similar topic lately. Something like 3% of mammals have one partner for life, and it's likely the human is not a part of that percentage, right?
    Without proof, I would say that number is far too low.

    Most mammals at the upper tiers of the food chain have one mate in their lives. Pack animals like wolves generally DON'T ever mate in their life. As only the alpha pair and maybe the beta pair in rare cases ever actually fuck.

    Also animals that have a lifespan of 1-3 years, like most small mammals will fuck a few others as most before getting hit by a car/eatten/etc.

    Most primates stick to one partner for life.

    Just food for thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    And for the record this is not an invitation to serenade me on XBL anymore.
    Nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    waiting on Ksandra to tell me to sleep

    That would work. Whats messed up and nothing puts me to sleep, ever. Woozie and I have talked about this many times because he has the same sleep issues, except he has meds that helps ; ;

    I fall asleep watching Physics shit late at night or by reading about Space but I dont have any new books to read.

    Man wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Nonsense.
    Ok I wont lie, that was hilarious and I saved it.

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    But I will not fall for your siren songs.

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    Positively wont happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Without proof, I would say that number is far too low.

    Most mammals at the upper tiers of the food chain have one mate in their lives. Pack animals like wolves generally DON'T ever mate in their life. As only the alpha pair and maybe the beta pair in rare cases ever actually fuck.

    Also animals that have a lifespan of 1-3 years, like most small mammals will fuck a few others as most before getting hit by a car/eatten/etc.

    Most primates stick to one partner for life.

    Just food for thought.
    Unfortunately (or fortunately?) the primates that happen to have a similar sex drive to ours, use sex as a form of social adhesive, and it is often used regardless of the sex of the other.

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    In other words: they have sex all the time.

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    They gonna fight? They have sex instead. They want food from the other guy? They have sex with him instead. Two guys fighting over a monkey chick? They have sex instead. And by sex i mean more than just vagina/penis- anus/penis.

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    It's common knowledge that Monkeys are freaks. Now if we could just get them to take care of their kids....

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    Honestly if your having doubts i would let her go so she can find somone who wants her just as much as the other wants her but if your chasing for the perfect girl you wont find it everyone has flaws, and if you are having doubts I'm sure she knows

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    spoke with some bitch from houston today. fucking ignant ass ho man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mamimikun View Post
    everyone has flaws
    I am Adonis! I have no flawes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    spoke with some bitch from houston today. fucking ignant ass ho man.
    Oh lawd. did she axe u 4 sum halp wit huh food stampz cuz nigga seh got kidz 2 feed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    I am Adonis! I have no flawes.
    white wimmen

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    You should got her address and mail her a picture of you making it rain with WIC vouchers.

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