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    Indonesian woman gives birth to 19.2 lbs baby boy

    Indonesian woman gives birth to 8.7 kilo boy - Yahoo! Canada News

    JAKARTA (AFP) - An Indonesian woman has given birth to an 8.7-kilogramme (19.2-pound) baby boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country, a doctor said Wednesday.
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    The baby, who is still unnamed and is 62 centimetres (24.4 inches) long, was born by caesarean section Monday at a public hospital in North Sumatra province, a gynaecologist who took part in the operation told AFP.

    "This heavy baby made the surgery really tough, especially the process of taking him out of his mum's womb. His legs were so big," Binsar Sitanggang said.

    The boy is in a healthy condition despite having to initially be given oxygen to overcome breathing problems, the gynaecologist said.

    "He's got strong appetite, every minute, it's almost non-stop feeding," he said.

    "This baby boy is extraordinary, the way he's crying is not like a usual baby. It's really loud."

    The boy's massive size was likely the result of his mother, Ani, 41, having diabetes, Sitanggang said.

    She had to be rushed to hospital due to complications with the pregnancy, which had reached nine months. The baby, her fourth, was the only child not delivered by a traditional midwife.

    When a diabetic mother's glucose level is high during pregnancy, the baby can receive too much glucose and grow too large, according to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.

    Indonesia's previous heaviest baby, weighing in at 6.9 kilos, was born in 2007 on the outskirts of the capital Jakarta, according to the Indonesian Museum of Records website.
    All I have to say about that is OUCH

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    C-Section...what a pussy.

    Yes, it was intended.

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    i bet Nike has already been in contact with the family

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    They should give this kid some job applications to go along with his bottle and bib set.

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    in before "congrats! its a toddler!"

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    So one could infer that diabetus is a potential reason why everyone in the NBA is black?

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    Are they naming him Adam Balen?

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    41.. goddamn

    see this why why I'm aiming to have kids waaaay before 35


    can't nobody tell me they like c-section scars in their porn let alone on their wifey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    41.. goddamn

    see this why why I'm aiming to have kids waaaay before 35


    can't nobody tell me they like c-section scars in their porn let alone on their wifey

    Something tells me very few people could tell the difference between a C-Section scar and scars from Stretchmarks. Perhaps it's just because I don't go looking for them though.

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    Yo Indonesian woman, I'm happy for you and I'll let you finish, but Octo mom had one of the greatest pregnancies of all time.

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    The woman was diabetic. This is often the cause of exceptionally large babies. You usually don't see this sort of thing in the US because doctors test for this thing early on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    41.. goddamn

    see this why why I'm aiming to have kids waaaay before 35


    can't nobody tell me they like c-section scars in their porn let alone on their wifey
    csection > stretched puss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugpop View Post
    The woman was diabetic. This is often the cause of exceptionally large babies. You usually don't see this sort of thing in the US because doctors test for this thing early on.
    So is there a way to get around the diabetes and have the baby be normal sized?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    So is there a way to get around the diabetes and have the baby be normal sized?
    yeah, you abort that shit & try again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xilian View Post
    yeah, you abort that shit & try again.
    Wouldn't the mother being diabetic mean the same thing would just happen again? I was just wondering if there was some enzyme or med that the woman could receive to break apart the glucose.

    And again, since nobody replied the last time, could the high prevalence of diabetes amongst black people have some part to play in why ppl in the NBA are hueg?(I mean beyond the whole component of breeding black people for 300 years to be giant field slaves....)

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    i was 12 lbs, and my mom's still super tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by residue View Post
    i was 12 lbs, and my mom's still super tight.
    How exactly are you aware of the relative tightness of your mother's vagina, Oedipus? Are you pulling a reverse MacKenzie and John Phillips?

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    A couple of weeks back my mom lost a tampon in her vag and i had to go fish it out.

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    Shit just got weird.

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    nothing weird about wanting to save my mom from tss

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