The Best of BG: 40oz of Science for Woozie

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-03 22:38

hi chuchu

**_chuchu** · 2013-03-05 10:18

Sup qalpal

**shepardG** · 2013-04-19 20:06

Originally Posted by Day

Vandole doesn't speak for me.

But thanks for your service.

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**Day** · 2013-04-19 20:11

Originally Posted by Kuya

Vandole doesn't speak for anyone but himself, so thank you jmc!

Originally Posted by Rocl

On behalf of America and the Nederlands, thank you jmc for single-handedly killing suspect #1 and catching suspect #2 in a beahcat.

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**Omniyoji** · 2013-04-19 20:43

Just finished reading that thread. Came here to post that Rocl bit. Good job

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-04-19 21:06

I missed that whole damn thread talking to bitches on okcupid

**Abandon** · 2013-04-19 23:59

**Titanss** · 2013-04-20 16:47

I missed it as well. Is he a dispatcher in boston or something?

**shepardG** · 2013-04-21 09:25

Originally Posted by Titanss

I missed it as well. Is he a dispatcher in boston or something?

yup

**Abandon** · 2013-04-22 21:16

i feel as if everything FifthElement said recently should be in here. "way to genius" and anything about his girth, for certain

**Kuya** · 2013-04-22 21:26

i hope he wasn't permabanned

**Abandon** · 2013-04-22 21:28

he most certainly was, it was a sock account

**Kuya** · 2013-04-22 21:29

**Rhyis.** · 2013-04-22 21:40

dangerousdave was a bro

**Abandon** · 2013-04-22 22:04

Originally Posted by Kuya

lmao

**Mizango** · 2013-04-22 22:16

RIP 5thE

**Day** · 2013-04-23 07:48

Originally Posted by Kuya

**Tajin** · 2013-04-25 13:55

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I won youmadness 2013, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on General, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in forum warfare and I’m the top troll in the entire BG forums. You are nothing to me but just another tryhard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting in my locked thread in Spam? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across BlueGartr and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can edit your posts in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in spam. Not only am I extensively trained in abloobloo, but I have access to an entire arsenal of the gifs and jpegs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this forum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Gold.

**Rhyis.** · 2013-04-25 13:59

Nah. I've heard better shit rants from 10 year olds.

**Day** · 2013-04-25 14:06

We don't need to know about your pedophile activities.

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