Russell Crowe and Olivia Wilde are out in our parking lot hanging out waiting for their filming to commence. They have hung signs over the AAA signs and are apparently attempting to pass off our building as a trai station. And I have no camera and my LG got the white screen of death on it. So I can't even get a camera phone shot. To top it off I don't even have any trash to throw at Russell. And I have no guitar to serenade the lovely Olivia. And I also have all of the symptoms of swine flu and will be going to the doctor's today.
And there were two hot emo dykes making out in the Border's parking lot when I walked into at lunch. Strange fucking day. And none of the above is made up. I'm serious. I think this is God's way of telling me that I'm going to die today.