Since it's Wednesday, and there's games in less than 24 hours, we need to get on the ball here. I'm taking it upon myself to start said ball rolling, and I have plenty of genitalia to go around for sucking if you don't like it.
Just sayin'
Onto the picks.
Thursday morning:
Green Bay @ Detroit - Now I wouldn't say this is a gimme (except I already did, and...well...see the title), but we did beat them 26-0 last time and it looks like Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson are going to be doubtful at best, like last time...Green Bay has to get their D back together after losing Kampman and Al Harris for the season, and this should be the perfect chance to figure it out.
Afternoon:
Oakland @ Dallas - Oakland just beat another good team. Dallas has looked like complete dogshit in their past two. I would love for a Dallas loss here, but no, just no.
Night:
NY Giants @ Denver - Orton's back, and if one of the NFC wildcard teams is going to lose this week, this is the best chance.
Sunday morning:
Miami @ Buffalo - Don't really know what's going on with these guys, except Ricky Williams plays for Miami, so despite Buffalo's underrated defense, Rickyball will dominate.
Seattle @ St. Louis - Do we really have to play this shit?
Washington @ Philadelphia - Again, I'd love to see an Eagles loss, but the Redskins were given ample opportunity to beat the Cowboys and failed, they won't get nearly as much of a chance against Philly.
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Josh Freeman has potential, but the Falcons are desperate. They won't drop this one.
Indianapolis @ Houston - Just for Tommygunnz.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati - I would love to mock Headspace over this one, but Cleveland is fucking terrible at football. Could be the worst team I've ever seen.
Carolina @ NY Jets - Not even making a pick, who gives a shit?
Afternoon:
Kansas City @ San Diego - I'm sure SD will figure out a way to keep KC in this one, they always play down to their opponents.
Jacksonville @ San Francisco - The Jaguars are the quietest 6-4, leading the wild card chase team in football history. They'll manage to win this one against a spiraling SF team in a game that won't garner a single highlight, maintaining their stealthy, cat-like approach.
Arizona @ Tennessee - Keep it going baby! (I'd like the Cards to win so they have nothing to play for in week 17 vs. the Pack, but I don't think it'll be necessary, and also Vince Young.)
Spoiler: show
Chicago @ Minnesota - All my Bears fan friends have been puffing out their chests about how they're going to dominate Brett Favre (so they could laugh at the Packers for losing to him). One of two things will happen. This will either be Brett's "beginning of the end of the season" implosion game (3+ INTs), or the Bears lose by 30. I'm going with the latter.
Night:
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore - Two teams that cant figure out how to win. I don't care who wins, as long as there is as many injuries as possible. Ray Rice and Ben Rapistburger are two prime targets.
Monday:
New England @ New Orleans - I'm sick of people declaring every decent game the Patriots are in as "the real super bowl". Fuck all of you. Brees rolls, Sharper takes two Tom Brady INTs in for touchdowns, including running Brady over for one of them. Brady calls for a flag, doesn't get it, cries.