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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    '09 twin turbo Black Chocobo
    I'm trying to figure out what on earth this would even look like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    So, one day, I'm in the Aery with my bitch. Got out of my '09 twin turbo Black Chocobo and told this bitch to get off my dick, time to slay some dragon. Some fucking nerds had the audacity to claim my dragon. I impaled them with my 30 inch penis, simultaneously piercing the Niddhogg's heart, successfully one shotting him and making my personal best solo time of 0.001 seconds, yes, I get rock hard that fucking fast, though my bitch didn't hurt process, I guess. After receiving x2 full drops, I had my bitch r1 the faggots I impaled, so they could clean the blood off my dick, with their mouthes of course, booya!

    Afterwards, I hopped on my motherfuckin Charizard and went to play with my bitch's tits in the club, while ya'll faggots continued to camp dragons in the Aery.
    I think the flaw here is overestimating the length of 30 inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cairthenn View Post
    I think the flaw here is overestimating the length of 30 inches.
    The flaw here is you trying too hard.

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    I think I laughed harder the 2nd time I read that masterpiece

    anyone got real_nigga 's original post? he isn't in the member list for some fked up reason

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    faf sure, ive 5 man faf...nid? this guy cant be serious lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    I think I laughed harder the 2nd time I read that masterpiece

    anyone got real_nigga 's original post? he isn't in the member list for some fked up reason
    I had someone dig it up before but I didn't save the location. I wanna say it was when the mass banning happened.

  7. #27
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    I don't have his OP, but I do have a post he made on 4chan
    http://i48.tinypic.com/2djas2d.png

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    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    I had someone dig it up before but I didn't save the location. I wanna say it was when the mass banning happened.
    Sandworm/Nyzul dupe bans.

    All I remember was 'All you know is sandworm. You play that shit, I'ma be playin with my bitches tits in the club"

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    oh fuck .. amazing


    I never knew that was him I've seen that quoted on 4c

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    Originally Posted by real_nigga
    Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
    Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

    I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

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    Here's the original.

    Original:

    What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro.

    Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is anime and pokemon, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

    Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

    I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 340 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

    On the grind.

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    damnit, beat. Well, not really, I have the actual original.

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    I tried Dx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Here's the original.

    Original:
    lmfao win, I am so using that somewhere.

    Also, last one I have from real nigga
    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

    Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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    rofl, wut

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    I dream of being that pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost_Wheel22 View Post
    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...go_montoya.jpg

    You keep using that word. I dona think it means what you think it means.

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    so did he get it off the guy on 4c or is he the guy? or we don't know?

    gd it makes me laugh every time ..he's a fking genius I say

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    Real nigga hit me up on aim when he posts shit on 4chan lol. I usually screen cap (ramiro) or copy/paste (eyeballin my dick)

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