Originally Posted by
Cream Soda
So, one day, I'm in the Aery with my bitch. Got out of my '09 twin turbo Black Chocobo and told this bitch to get off my dick, time to slay some dragon. Some fucking nerds had the audacity to claim my dragon. I impaled them with my 30 inch penis, simultaneously piercing the Niddhogg's heart, successfully one shotting him and making my personal best solo time of 0.001 seconds, yes, I get rock hard that fucking fast, though my bitch didn't hurt process, I guess. After receiving x2 full drops, I had my bitch r1 the faggots I impaled, so they could clean the blood off my dick, with their mouthes of course, booya!
Afterwards, I hopped on my motherfuckin Charizard and went to play with my bitch's tits in the club, while ya'll faggots continued to camp dragons in the Aery.