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    should just kill them... seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takedown3 View Post
    should just kill them... seriously
    Enlist in U.S. military
    Fight pointless wars
    ???
    Profit

    Military would just play middleman. Would be necessary to cover up genocide from the rest of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Enlist in U.S. military
    Fight pointless wars
    ???
    Profit

    Military would just play middleman. Would be necessary to cover up genocide from the rest of the world.
    Except that a lot of homeless people do have "problems" whether they be mental issues or drug issues that the military doesn't want to deal with, and it would make the military look worse as a whole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Yup, we rape at will. Not having laws is so cool.
    Did you just equate loitering to rape?

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    The lawyer should just chill and have a beer with one of the homeless guys. There's no harm in that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lochnessmonster View Post
    The lawyer should just chill and have a beer with one of the homeless guys. There's no harm in that.
    http://i50.tinypic.com/9hqekm.jpg

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    I'm pissed off right now about the illegal immigrant Mexican drug dealers and their 75 kids live across the street now, so I can sorta sympathize. I'd be pissed off if homeless people started hanging out around my house too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Except that a lot of homeless people do have "problems" whether they be mental issues or drug issues that the military doesn't want to deal with, and it would make the military look worse as a whole.
    how is that even possible?

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    I think we should just round up all the homeless people and take them camping... yes... camps... where they can concentrate... We can even provide them with showers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvrdragon View Post
    I think we should just round up all the homeless people and take them camping... yes... camps... where they can concentrate... We can even provide them with showers.
    Hmmmm.

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    "Operating with the highest moral principles and ethics, Harry C Arthur, a Houston attorney, has devoted his law practice to helping his clients get what is rightfully theirs."

    "He has devoted his law practice to helping people assert their rights when they have been wronged, whether by another individual, an insurance company or a big corporation"

    (above)from the dudes webpages (http://www.hcarthur.com/)
    (below)from the Beacon pages (http://www.chomhouston.org/default.a...chom.thebeacon)

    "Since January 2007, this day center has been providing hot meals, clothing, private shower and lavatory facilities, laundry services, and case management to people living on the streets of Houston."

    "The Beacon is open every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. "

    ""People of Christ Church Cathedral have been on this corner for 170 years – actually on this corner right across the street – trying to take care of the poor and the needy and the homeless. That’s the Christian admonition, that’s the mission of the cathedral and of The Beacon and we don’t intend to be shut down,” Andy Vickery, attorney for The Beacon, said." ( http://www.khou.com/news/Lawsuit-aim...-78724032.html )

    from the cathedral pages themselves ( http://www.christchurchcathedral.org/ ) they've been there since 1839.

    and while google maps might have the icons a tad off, just for fun

    http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...2/thingies.jpg

    Isn't there something akin to "first come, first serve" in US law?


    I is amused.. and procrastinating on tomorrows exam..

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    I agree with the lawyer.

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    I've always thought the "I just got out of jail, need some change for the bus" line to work best.

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