HOWEDEH BG ANDS FINAL FANTASI ELVEENFOURTTEEN

[Antithesis]

I saw this guy at fanfest and immediately had the urge to kill all galkas.

Don't you dare put me in the same boat with him.

[_chuchu]

Don't you dare put me in the same boat with him.

you had your own raft. it would actually be an upgrade

[Antithesis]

I'd rather drown first.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

/em sits on Derfs lap

I hear you said:

Quote:
Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
ANYWAYZ I PRETTY MUCH KNOWS EVERTHANG ABOUTS FINAL FANTASIERS Xiv YO AND IF Y'ALL WANNA NO SUMETHIN GEST ASK GOOOOODD OL DERFIE AND DERFIE BES LIKE A FORTINE RMTTELLER AND BES LIKE "OH YEAH I DONE KNEW THAT YO BEFORE Y;'ALL DDIDS"
I know what i want for Christmas! please please tell me what you know about FFXIV.

WELLL LIL BRODER I'LL TELL Y A BOUTS FFXIV................ GOTS JAPENESES DUN RUNNING FROM A BIG OL ROBOT YO AND DERFTHEGALKERS IS DEM KING OF DERFYLAND WUER EVEYBODY PAYS TRIBUTE TO DERFY WITH A DANCITY DANCERS AND SOME GILLEHS YEP YEP AND DEM TARUS REELY CALLED LALAFETS YO DUNNO WHY CUZ THEY LOOK THE SAME TO MEH O______O SHORT AND CHUNKEH WHILE US GALAKERS GOT OUR TAILS CUTT OFF BY MAD ELVVERNS CUZ DEM HUMERS DON TOLD US GALKARS SLEP WITH THEIR MOMMAS WHICH IS LIE MAN I NEVER SPREAD DERFIE SEEDS FOR FREE

DEM MITHIS ARE THAR TOO AS NEKED AMAZONIANS BUT US GALKERS ARE THAR TO PROTECT THEM CUZ WE BUFF AND GOOD LOOKING YO SO WHAT ELSE YALL WANNA NOES?

[Jojothemidget]

no offence to derf but can someone translate what he says in a less over the top manner? <.<

You'll either start to understand it or have to ignore it completely or your eye's/head will explode...

[Kurokikaze]

This can't end well... lol

[VaguStae]

WELLL LIL BRODER I'LL TELL Y A BOUTS FFXIV................ GOTS JAPENESES DUN RUNNING FROM A BIG OL ROBOT YO AND DERFTHEGALKERS IS DEM KING OF DERFYLAND WUER EVEYBODY PAYS TRIBUTE TO DERFY WITH A DANCITY DANCERS AND SOME GILLEHS YEP YEP AND DEM TARUS REELY CALLED LALAFETS YO DUNNO WHY CUZ THEY LOOK THE SAME TO MEH O______O SHORT AND CHUNKEH WHILE US GALAKERS GOT OUR TAILS CUTT OFF BY MAD ELVVERNS CUZ DEM HUMERS DON TOLD US GALKARS SLEP WITH THEIR MOMMAS WHICH IS LIE MAN I NEVER SPREAD DERFIE SEEDS FOR FREE

DEM MITHIS ARE THAR TOO AS NEKED AMAZONIANS BUT US GALKERS ARE THAR TO PROTECT THEM CUZ WE BUFF AND GOOD LOOKING YO SO WHAT ELSE YALL WANNA NOES?

This thread is awesome.

[Cadsuane]

Fuck yes. Fuck. Yes.

[Aquilo86]

hey van, how ya been?

[DERFTHEGALKA]

This thread is awesome.

WELL WATS MOR AWESOMES THAN GOOD OL DERFIE COMING ON OVERA TO BLU GARDAER IS DERFIE GETTING HIS DANG OL KAZ KEYS YO!!!! >____________>;

[Celeras]

Unfunny.

[Correction]

New guy should a) only be allowed to post in this thread and b) be the sole moderator of replies.

[SephYuyX]

I say let him live and suggest he goes to more threads.

[Chakra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Tyroch]

does anyone else have as hard a time reading paragraphs that are all in caplocks as I do? I get three words in and all I can think of is Pinky yelling NARF! then falling over in a fit of laughter.

[Kaluuki]

best thread in months.

[Guyverarmor]

you had your own raft. it would actually be an upgrade

Fucking lol Chuyu

[Valkrish]

nothing wrong with a little Christmas derf.

[SamanosukeShiva]

galka with down syndrome

[DERFTHEGALKA]

nothing wrong with a little Christmas derf.

HO HO HO HOHOHHOHOHOOOOOO YEAHHH ITS A DERFIE XMAS YO!!!!


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