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  1. #121
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    you guys only think it's fun because he's not on your server. it gets old, what's worse is, he never was entertaining in the 1st place.

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    I've rather enjoyed the posts of complaint in this thread. They all read along the lines of: "Man, I can't stand this guy. I'm such a hopeless douchebag that I'm going to try to make a relatively prim-and-proper looking post, complaining about something that's ultimately irrelevant. Surely, this will cause everyone to regard me as impossibly smart, and they'll agree that we'll have to wipe this blight away from an otherwise flawless internet forum. Anyone who disagrees lacks intelligence. I am so in love with myself."
    You are about as colossally stupid as derf. The people who hate him are the ones with past experience dealing with him. Get the hint? It's as i said, you find him funny now, but give it a month and you'll want him taken out back and shot.

    ou guys only think it's fun because he's not on your server. it gets old, what's worse is, he never was entertaining in the 1st place.
    ^ this.

    This is the only time i really wish Aurik was around. He would've kicked this dumbshit to the curb by post 1.

  3. #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Though Carlos Mencia certainly isn't entertaining, the reason he's despised is far from him simply existing to amuse himself. The useless waste of flesh hasn't a bit of originality in him. His "best" jokes are ripped from others' acts.

    Considering, your comparing him to the brilliance that is Derf is simply invalid.

    I've rather enjoyed the posts of complaint in this thread. They all read along the lines of: "Man, I can't stand this guy. I'm such a hopeless douchebag that I'm going to try to make a relatively prim-and-proper looking post, complaining about something that's ultimately irrelevant. Surely, this will cause everyone to regard me as impossibly smart, and they'll agree that we'll have to wipe this blight away from an otherwise flawless internet forum. Anyone who disagrees lacks intelligence. I am so in love with myself."

    I hope this thread continues forever, and ever, and ever. And for a little while longer than that.
    Okay, maybe I should have set it up where only Mencia/Derf think they're funny.

    you guys only think it's fun because he's not on your server. it gets old, what's worse is, he never was entertaining in the 1st place.
    ^ This, anyone who's a a long time poster on KI knows how fast this guy gets annoying when he spreads his stupidity around any forum he can. And lets face it, how long can acting like someone with a mental problem last before it gets boring?

    Seriously, Derf is one of those idiots you want to leave once he becomes unfunny but won't no matter how much of a hint you give him. While I was hoping for a ban the KI staff did the right thing taking away his ability to post unless a mod reads it first. Now he gets all the attention he can on the front page on that facebook thingy on the right side of the screen since the mods don't seem to have much control on that.

  4. #124
    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    oh my god. lmao, it's so fun to see all the stuck up faggots nerd raging over derf hahahaha
    I find this post funny, sad and retarded at the same time. I'll run it back to you if Derf continues uncontrolled as well when it finally starts to piss everyone off. In my day on KI, I thought it was funny for a week or so as well, until the novelty went far away and dude just... kept going with it. In every thread. On every post. All the time.


    Oh yeah, nerd raging hard baby. With mah drink and mah two step.

  5. #125
    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    EDIT: Buh, double post.

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    *Yawn*
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78483

    (Complaint posts are decently entertaining, though)

  7. #127
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    Y'ALL GEST MADE THAT GOOOOOOOD OL DERFYKINS ISNT VISIT'N UR DANG OL SERVER TO DELIEVERS PRESSES TO Y'ALLLLL WEELLL IF Y'ALL GIVE ME SOME MONEH THEN I CANS VISITERS Y'ALL TO DELIEVER SOME HOLIDAH GOODNESSSSS YO >D



    I <3 YA GUYS!!!

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    Hahahahhahah awesome was wondering if he'd ever find his way over here. I used to get pissed off at Derf for being retarded too but then I just stopped reading his posts, now it's even more fun seeing people get pissed off at him.

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    I like how everyone saying he isn't funny, have never made an amusing post in their entire posting career.

  10. #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norellicus View Post
    Tonka's alter ego did it better I think, hell if I can remember his name though
    Quote Originally Posted by Jojothemidget View Post
    Was it Scarfaze? <sp?>

    ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    You are about as colossally stupid as derf.
    Out, get the fuck out. Seriously, if Derf annoys you that much, there is an ignore button somewhere in your Control Panel for that. And also stop coming back to this thread.

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    Thanks for clarifying that Miz it took me awhile to remember that name.

    It also just occurred to me that I might need to make my avatar smaller...

    Huge Avatar is huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevex View Post
    *Yawn*
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78483

    (Complaint posts are decently entertaining, though)
    ^ This, 100%.

  14. #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antithesis View Post
    Out, get the fuck out. Seriously, if Derf annoys you that much, there is an ignore button somewhere in your Control Panel for that. And also stop coming back to this thread.
    ^ THANK YOU!

    It's rather simple and yet they can't see it. This is the internet people. If you don't like someone just stay away. You can't /blist people IRL (oh man sometimes I wish I could...).

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    WELLLLLL I GEST HOPE THAT IN THE WURLD OF FANTASI 14 THAT THEY GONE HAVE THEIR OWN DRAGON NESTERS OAWH LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND YEP YEP WE DOG GONE DONES THE VENE AT THE NEST YO >O THEY MAH BRODERS AND HAVING URSELVERS A FUN OL TIME!

    http://creaturewrestling.com/fantasy...1209/derf3.jpg




    http://creaturewrestling.com/fantasy...1209/derf1.jpg


    AND RIGHT HAR IS WHEN GOOOOD OL DERFIE GONE WAS INDUCTED INTO ZENMESTIS YO! i <3 MAH BRODERS MAN AND I MISSEUM MEH THEY GONE LEFT MEH IN SHIVA FORGETTING THEIR MASCOTS! BUTS ITS OTAY CUZ I AM THE MASCOT OF KILLEMIFTITS AND NOW I AM THE MASCOTS OF FANTASI ELEVEEN CUZ I AM IN THE STARLIGHTS FESTERS!!!
    http://creaturewrestling.com/fantasy...1209/derf2.jpg




    I BET FIANTASY 14 WONT BE AS FUN AS HAVING SOME FUN LIKE THIS YO!!! YEP AFTER I DONE MAH LIL OL CASINOES SHOUT'N JUST INNOCESSTLY GEST MINDING MAH OWN MIND MAH OWN YO.... I GONE JAILED BY A GENERAL MASTUR =O



    http://killingifrit.com/forums/uploa...1241936359.jpg


    http://creaturewrestling.com/fantasy...09/gm_call.jpg

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSSSS GOOD OL DERFY GONE SPREAD THE GOODNESSS AND THE GM GUY SAIDS "OAH UR THAT FAMMOUS GALKARS ON FFXI YO?" I AM LIKE... " YEP YEPPSS... I AM FAMOUS AND A HERO YO!!!! CAN YA GIVES SOME GILLERS FOR MAH FAN CLUBBING?" ... THE GM GUY WAS LIKE "OAWWHH DERFY SUREEEE SURREEEE BRODER HERE YA GOES 500K IS ALLS I GOTES..."

    DERFYKINS IS LIEK "OAWWWWH THAT'S OTAY I CAN TAKE WHATEVAR YA GOTES YO ITS FOR XMAS SHOPPING FOR MAH BRODERS!!!!!"


    :D

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    That's some funny shit right there.

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    I think I am laughing way more at the GM then I should. Jesus, talk about no emotions for anything lol.

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    Nah man he said "What a powerful voice" lol... that's where I lost my shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sho View Post
    I find this post funny, sad and retarded at the same time. I'll run it back to you if Derf continues uncontrolled as well when it finally starts to piss everyone off. In my day on KI, I thought it was funny for a week or so as well, until the novelty went far away and dude just... kept going with it. In every thread. On every post. All the time.


    Oh yeah, nerd raging hard baby. With mah drink and mah two step.
    Considering I was on shiva and a sackholder in the shell that derf tagged along with and posted on KI quite frequently up until lately I'm gonna have to go with you don't really know what you're talking about. People nerd raging over derf never, ever, ever gets old.

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    Feed me your delicious rage

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