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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Celebrity Death Thread 2010

    It begins:

    Not huge celeb, but I seriously had a friend tell me about this chick getting engaged to that Tila Tequila chick like two weeks ago. Rather bizarre to say the least:

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/0...bit/index.html

    Casey Johnson, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune who recently made tabloid headlines with a purported engagement to reality star Tila Tequila, has died at age 30.
    Her death was announced by Tequila on her Twitter page and confirmed by police.
    "Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson," Tequila wrote. "She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w/ family."'
    Los Angeles police and firefighters were called to a house at 11:51 a.m. Monday. Johnson was pronounced dead at the scene.
    "It appears to be a natural death," says police Officer Sara Faden. "There's no evidence of foul play. A toxicology report from the coroner's office will proceed next."
    Johnson, who leaves a toddler daughter Ava whom she had adopted, was the great-great granddaughter of the founder of the pharmaceutical giant, and the daughter of New York Jets owner Robert Wood Johnson.
    An openly gay socialite, Johnson had a knack for attracting paparazzi -- and trouble. A nasty fight with ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo chief Terry Semel, reportedly resulted in Johnson's hair catching on fire last October. Then in November, she was arrested for allegedly breaking into another former girlfriend's house.
    In December, Tequila announced the pair were engaged. "Tonight, my beautiful girlfriend has just asked me to marry her and check out this rock," the lingerie-wearing Tequila said in an Internet video. "Bam! That is a 17-carat diamond ring from my baby."

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    And nothing of value was lost.

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    Another death of 'natural causes' in the first half of someone's life expectancy.

    I do not think that means what they think it means.

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    Someone should have told Tila you have to kill them AFTER you get married to get the check.

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    What is up with all these young 30 year old celebs dying of "Natural Causes"?

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    Not to say that one person's life is more valuable than another, but people have died for far more important things than being a heiress to a family fortune. I'm sure she was important to some people, but to the vast majority of people her death doesn't mean anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wipers View Post
    Not to say that one person's life is more valuable than another, but people have died for far more important things than being a heiress to a family fortune. I'm sure she was important to some people, but to the vast majority of people her death doesn't mean anything.
    That can basically apply to every celeb we post, but that doesn't mean it can't be interesting to hear about, especially when it's a bizarre circumstances as natural causes at 30.

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    cocaine is natural

    also, a helluva drug

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    This is definitely not a celebrity. Tila Tequila is barely a celebrity, just because a rich person gets engaged to that monstrosity doesn't make them noteworthy.

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    dammit, I heard about this earlier and debated posting but didn't think it was worth it.
    THIS COULD HAVE BEEN MY THREAD
    T_T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    What is up with all these young 30 year old celebs dying of "Natural Causes"?
    Just as planned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    Just as planned.
    You need to get that little black book back to whacking interesting people. Random rich folk don't count.

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    The Rev is gonna be tappin that ass in the afterlife.

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    are you suggesting he would be all up in a piece of heaven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    are you suggesting he would be all up in a piece of heaven?
    I'm saying he would be sidewinding down that road clearing the bats out of her country and making her scream Dear God!

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    He would also leave his brompton cocktail on her lips of deceit proving she is both a beast and a harlot.

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    I wouldn't tap that ass with your dick.

    Be like fucking Amy whinehouse only blonde.

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    What the fuck, did Winehouse watch the Ring tape or something?

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    Is that like a recent photo of her?

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