Only white men can jump in our league..

**Olo401** · 2010-01-20 17:45

A new professional basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance (AABA) sent out a press release on Sunday saying that it intends to start its inaugural season in June, with teams in 12 U.S. cities. However, the AABA is different from other sports leagues because only players who are “natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.” AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis insists that he’s not racist, but he just wants to get away from the “street-ball” played by “people of color” and back to “fundamental basketball.” Lewis cited the recent incidents of bad behavior by NBA players, implying that such actions would never happen with white players.

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” he said. “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”

He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans’ dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/20/white-basketball/

Errr... yeah.

**Rhinox** · 2010-01-20 17:51

lol

can already see the final scores being similar to football scores.

**Kurokikaze** · 2010-01-20 17:51

Wow... Talk about a step back here. lol

This reminds me of that Chappelle Show episode where black people got their reparations for slavery... none of the black players showed up and it ended up being Travis Knight vs some other white guy. lol

**Plow** · 2010-01-20 18:03

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...uwannamann.jpg

Demosthenes11 · 2010-01-20 18:05

rofl awesome

**thestalkmore** · 2010-01-20 18:46

What. This is fantastic.

**SilverBreeze** · 2010-01-20 19:10

Absolutely speechless.

**Pirian** · 2010-01-20 19:11

Finally, I can watch some real ball

**Lucavi** · 2010-01-20 19:39

Originally Posted by Zealot

"I'm not a racist, and as an example let me say a bunch of racist shit."

I wonder what his explanation for misconduct in baseball is?

The influx of Mexicans, Cubans, and Blacks over the years, obviously.

**MrW** · 2010-01-20 19:44

I can't wait to join this league. Check me out!

**quannum** · 2010-01-20 20:24

finally, a league that will emphasis the fundamentals

**Mayareira** · 2010-01-20 20:35

They should play a game against blacks.

**QuePsiXI** · 2010-01-20 20:36

Originally Posted by Mayareira

They should play a game against the WNBA.

And get absolutely murdered.

**Merovingian** · 2010-01-20 20:58

Originally Posted by quannum

finally, a league that will emphasis the fundamentals

reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feE1G2sJty0

**Sylvrdragon** · 2010-01-20 21:17

Originally Posted by Rhinox

lol

can already see the final scores being similar to football scores.

Nah, the shitty offense will be balanced by an equally shitty defense. Actually, I expect higher scores do to more 3-pointers scored, as white people can't dunk OR block.

**Fievel** · 2010-01-20 21:17

Speechless

**Moss** · 2010-01-20 21:56

So Adam Morrison has a future after all...

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2010-01-20 21:59

Originally Posted by quannum

finally, a league that will emphasis the fundamentals

Worked out well for the WNBA didn't it?

**Cleverness** · 2010-01-20 22:09

Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy

Worked out well for the WNBA didn't it?

Beat me to it

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-01-20 22:12

I think this is a great idea, I mean think about it. Seriously. Just THINK about it.

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