Originally Posted by
Blarg
You guys are just sheep to the corporations and their manufactured holiday. There is a dark force working to rip off everyone and his brother. That dark force is Valentine's Day. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. As a matter of fact, the very genesis of Valentine's Day's materialistic conclusions is in narcissism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that it will eventually itself be destroyed by narcissism.
It should come as no big shock to anyone that I frequently talk about how Valentine's Day has no great love of democracy or egalitarianism. I would drop the subject except that it uses highfalutin terms like "heterochromatization" and "succinylsulphathiazole" to conceal its plans to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny. In this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that when I hear Valentine's Day say that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty, I have to wonder about it. Is it thoroughly nutty? Is it simply being impractical? Or is it merely embracing a delusion in which it must believe in order to continue believing in itself? Apparently, even know-it-all Valentine's Day doesn't know the answer to that one. It wouldn't matter much if it did, given that it may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider Valentine's Day to be a weapon of mass destruction itself.
It's possible that Valentine's Day doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of cronyism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from its policies. My purpose is to follow knowledge like a sinking star beyond the utmost bound of human thought. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, if Valentine's Day is going to make an emotional appeal then it should also include a rational argument. The moral of the story: It's time for Valentine's Day to grow up.