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    My vote for "Parent of the Month" goes to...

    Sgt Joshua Tabor for taking a hard stance with education.

    A US soldier has been charged with assault after allegedly waterboarding his four-year-old daughter, police in the state of Washington have said.

    Sgt Joshua Tabor dunked the girl's head in a sink full of water for not reciting the alphabet, police in the town of Yelm said.

    Waterboarding is an interrogation technique that simulates drowning and has been banned as torture by the US.

    Sgt Tabor is a helicopter repairer who served in Iraq from 2007-08.

    Yelm police chief Todd Stancil said Sgt Tabor was arrested on 31 January.

    Officers were called after Sgt Tabor was seen walking around his neighborhood holding a Kevlar helmet and threatening to break windows, the police chief added.

    The girl was then found hiding in a locked bathroom in the soldier's home, Mr Stancil said on Monday.

    Sgt Tabor posted bail of $10,000 (£6,400) on Monday and has been confined to barracks at his base in Washington state.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8505376.stm

    He is someone all parents can look up to & be proud of.

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    This is the only method proven to work on children.

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    I've seen worse on my local news going to have to try harder.

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    Wouldn't have happen if the 4 year old had a gun.

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    Real life Hit Girl.

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    if she would just learn the fuckin alphabet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    Wouldn't have happen if the 4 year old had a gun.
    Wouldnt have happened if bitch could spell gun.

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    insert that pic of the child cowering in fear talking about failing as a parent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Wouldnt have happened if bitch could spell gun.
    Icwutudidthar

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    He really is a terrible parent.

    Should be teaching the girl to make sandwiches, fuck spelling.

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    wait what thats not how you waterboard someone

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    I want to know why he was walking around threatening to break windows. If not for that he had a decent shot at raising her to be an upstanding member of society. Bitches should learn their place at an early age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galkaeater View Post
    wait what thats not how you waterboard someone
    For a moment, I thought he had strapped her upside down to a platform, inclined it, and poured water over her head until she recited the alphabet. Then it said he just dunked her head underwater.

    Next: Baptists waterboard child in religious ceremony!

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    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    not torture

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    Yelm, out of all the places lol. Town is so small, they have nothing else to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    For a moment, I thought he had strapped her upside down to a platform, inclined it, and poured water over her head until she recited the alphabet. Then it said he just dunked her head underwater.

    Next: Baptists waterboard child in religious ceremony!
    haha nice.

    Funny to see this being politicized because he was a soldier and military doing something water related = waterboarding. What he did doesn't "stimulate drowning", it's actually drowning.

    Also next: Parent in jail for starvation torture for sending child to bed without dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio View Post
    Also next: Parent in jail for starvation torture for sending child to bed without dinner.
    At this rate, I give it 3 years.

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    >.> waterboarding is not torture.

    Come back when you find a child whos been tortured and well talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willriker View Post
    >.> waterboarding is not torture.

    Come back when you find a child whos been tortured and well talk.
    I wonder if anyone who has actually been waterboarded still thinks it's not torture.

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