The dude is a foot taller, a senior citizen and wearing a shirt that says "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER"... wait thats not all. Hes got a fucking fanny pack??
That right there is someone you avoid. lol
Cant wait for the dump of photos with epic quotations to flood in from 4chan.
the guy on Clerks 2 said it the best
Someone needs to distribute this as a checklist for inner city adolescent males to avoid:
o Does he look like a Vietnam vet?
- He has probably seen one-too many dead bodies to care about yours.
o Is he wearing a fanny pack?
- Anyone wearing one is either retarded/mentally challenged or balls of steel. Note, the retards have super human strength.
o Does his shirt say "I am a motherfucker"
- This guy is just looking for someone to comment on his shirt.
o Is he taller?
- Height adds distance to his swing.
Yeah, that would make a good public service message.
Just because you talked shit to a couple dudes, and punched out a couple kids, doesn't make you fucking Mike Tyson... make sure if you're going to act like that, you can actually back it up.
I mean, he told the kid not to fuck with him... that is usually a sign that the guy is nuts, or armed, or both.
OH SHIT SON SCIENCE IN THE HOUSE
If the person saying it is a foot taller than you... and you're not a kung fu ninja master badass... take it as a hint perhaps?
lol.
And risk being called a pussy ass nigga, psh. Common sense Max, c'mon.
True, but I've learned something in my years that I lived among hillbillies.
Getting hit in the face gets old fast, whether you win or lose, it's generally better to just walk away... I imagine this kid will be a little less eager to pick on a random stranger... maybe.
Nignog is fantastic, btw.
this is almost as funny as the video about a gay dude coming in a dojo claiming he was teached martial arts by jesus then he got his face destroyed by blackbelts and afterward he was dumped in the dumpster.
*read "gay dude... fucked in the cumdumpster" at first, had to re-read it twice to make sure I didn't see that*