Doin Final Destination wrong

[QuePsiXI]

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/racing...ory?id=4934147

CHANDLER, Ariz. -- A woman died Sunday after being hit by a tire from a crashing dragster at the NHRA Arizona Nationals.

The woman was watching a first-round Top Fuel run at Firebird International Raceway when Antron Brown's Matco Tools/U.S. Army dragster went out of control on the strip and its left rear wheel came off.

Alia Maisonet, a spokeswoman for the Gila River Indian Community, said the woman was airlifted to a Phoenix-area hospital for treatment and later died. Gila River emergency responders were among the first to respond to the scene.

[elison]

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/racing...ory?id=4934147

[SubzeroDiabolos]

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[Gregorio]

Seems like she did Final Destination just right to me.

[altwight]

rofl dane cook was perfect for that.

eprops

[Drex]

there's a reason they usually turn items off for fd, bitch shoulda picked fox and reflected that shit

[Alleya]

As if final destination would have anything so obvious.

What would REALLY happen:

A week before the race, a factory worker in China making bolts would become distracted by a gratuitous panty shot of his hot floor manager, causing him to create a lug nut with a slight imperfection. The hot floor controller's sweat bead flies from the edge of her eyebrow and lands directly on the lens of the laser used for quality control, causing the signal to be very slightly distorted, giving a false positive on the lug nut which is sent out for packaging. A few days later, it arrives at the garage of the racing team and is unpacked. The crew member in charge of checking all the equipment is in a rush because the best friend of the woman who was killed is trying to seduce him at the time, and he ignores the last lug nut in the pack: THE ONE WITH THE IMPERFECTION!!! Hold camera on this for a long time and play eerie music. The day of the race opens. The inspector notices the imperfection in the lug nut and leaves to find a replacement, placing the faulty nut aside. Elsewhere in the garage, a worker drops a wrench and bends over to pick it up. Doing so, he bumps a desk, causing a book to fall over, which knocks a pen that rolls off the desk and lands point down on the tail of one of those wooden birds that rocks back and forth to dip its beak in water, which starts swinging. The wooden bird brushes a piece of paper which flutters down and brushes against a passing worker, causing him to start (orchestra sting) and bump into the workbench, which makes the faulty lug nut roll back into the pile where it is picked up by another worker fitting the car with tires, making the entire scene I just described entirely pointless.

Then the woman dies.

[Tellahh]

As if final destination would have anything so obvious.

What would REALLY happen:

A week before the race, a factory worker in China making bolts would become distracted by a gratuitous panty shot of his hot floor manager, causing him to create a lug nut with a slight imperfection. The hot floor controller's sweat bead flies from the edge of her eyebrow and lands directly on the lens of the laser used for quality control, causing the signal to be very slightly distorted, giving a false positive on the lug nut which is sent out for packaging. A few days later, it arrives at the garage of the racing team and is unpacked. The crew member in charge of checking all the equipment is in a rush because the best friend of the woman who was killed is trying to seduce him at the time, and he ignores the last lug nut in the pack: THE ONE WITH THE IMPERFECTION!!! Hold camera on this for a long time and play eerie music. The day of the race opens. The inspector notices the imperfection in the lug nut and leaves to find a replacement, placing the faulty nut aside. Elsewhere in the garage, a worker drops a wrench and bends over to pick it up. Doing so, he bumps a desk, causing a book to fall over, which knocks a pen that rolls off the desk and lands point down on the tail of one of those wooden birds that rocks back and forth to dip its beak in water, which starts swinging. The wooden bird brushes a piece of paper which flutters down and brushes against a passing worker, causing him to start (orchestra sting) and bump into the workbench, which makes the faulty lug nut roll back into the pile where it is picked up by another worker fitting the car with tires, making the entire scene I just described entirely pointless.

Then the woman dies.

/golfclap...

Sort of on topic: first Final Destination was great, rest sucked.

[QuePsiXI]

As if final destination would have anything so obvious.

What would REALLY happen:

A week before the race, a factory worker in China making bolts would become distracted by a gratuitous panty shot of his hot floor manager, causing him to create a lug nut with a slight imperfection. The hot floor controller's sweat bead flies from the edge of her eyebrow and lands directly on the lens of the laser used for quality control, causing the signal to be very slightly distorted, giving a false positive on the lug nut which is sent out for packaging. A few days later, it arrives at the garage of the racing team and is unpacked. The crew member in charge of checking all the equipment is in a rush because the best friend of the woman who was killed is trying to seduce him at the time, and he ignores the last lug nut in the pack: THE ONE WITH THE IMPERFECTION!!! Hold camera on this for a long time and play eerie music. The day of the race opens. The inspector notices the imperfection in the lug nut and leaves to find a replacement, placing the faulty nut aside. Elsewhere in the garage, a worker drops a wrench and bends over to pick it up. Doing so, he bumps a desk, causing a book to fall over, which knocks a pen that rolls off the desk and lands point down on the tail of one of those wooden birds that rocks back and forth to dip its beak in water, which starts swinging. The wooden bird brushes a piece of paper which flutters down and brushes against a passing worker, causing him to start (orchestra sting) and bump into the workbench, which makes the faulty lug nut roll back into the pile where it is picked up by another worker fitting the car with tires, making the entire scene I just described entirely pointless.

Then the woman dies.

I'm slowly becoming a BG groupie and that bothers me.