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    Get out of jail free: because you're too fat.

    Obese Florida man, George Jolicoeur, avoids jail because he's too fat

    By Joe Tacopino
    Daily News Writer

    Friday, April 2nd 2010, 11:27 AM

    Get out of jail free: because you're too fat.

    A 600-pound Florida man, arrested for scamming restaurants in 2007, was offered a plea deal when prosecutors discovered it was too expensive to incarcerate him, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

    George Jolicoeur, 38, is infamous for ordering food and then complaining about the quality and refusing to pay after he eats it.

    The obese thief once devoured five milk shakes before finding a hair in the shake and refusing to pay.

    Jolicoeur was arrested in 2007 after downing nearly $50 of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven, then claiming the last few scraps were moldy.

    Police tracked him down at home and arrested him.

    "The beef jerky got me," Jolicoeur said on his way to prison.

    After Jolicoeur was charged with five counts of felony petty theft, he became ill and bedridden. He now resides in a nursing facility and relies on a respirator to breathe.

    After prosecutors discovered that the state would have to foot the bill for Jolicoeur's medical care they offered a plea deal.

    "He's in his prison cell," said Assistant State Attorney Kyan Ware. "He's not getting out of that bed."
    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz0k3tx3L0H


    Just wow is all i have to say lol.

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    Wasn't there just a thread about how to get free food on these forums?

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    Your title doesn't really attract readers. I suggest changing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwijiboe View Post
    Your title doesn't really attract readers. I suggest changing it.
    Your title makes me hungry

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    "He's in his prison cell," said Assistant State Attorney Kyan Ware. "He's not getting out of that bed."
    Brilliant!

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