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    I would prefer not to.
    Moms Spaghetti
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    I don't know what to say...

    ...other than this is the greatest day in my life

    https://www.thebeerbelly.com/Product...Code=200%2D007

    The Winerack every girls best friend!

    Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!
    Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.

    We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is NOT, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.

    Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

    With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.






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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    Another plus: if they're always getting drunk from their bra-booze, they'll eventually get fat enough off the mass amounts of alcohol to have large boobs in their own right

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    the infomercial for this(if there is one) would be hilarity

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    this thing apparently ALSO makes you smile and removes forehead wrinkles and it evens out the size of her eyes

    all that for $29.95? this is a steal, ladies

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    By god, I didn't think it was possible
    But the beer hat guys did it again
    I can't believe it

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    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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    Also makes you uglier with a giant nose that reminds me of Dr. Kelso.

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